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So you want to know how to get to your friend's house safily for the Halo lan party right? If it's your first time driving and want to play Halo still non-handicapped (literally), then please refer to this guide.
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Before you drive any car, there are a couple things you need check. First, make sure that the tires are not flat; you will know this by experiencing abnormal trembling when driving. Second, make sure that all passengers have their seat belt on. In case of serious impact, the victim’s chest, lungs and/or other organs will likely be crushed due to the constraint of the seat belt; but it’s better then flying out the window at 50 miles per hour. Lastly, make sure that the car is not wired, and doesn’t explode when you turn it on.
Now that you’ve completed these three simple tasks, you are ready to drive (Make sure you got your controller and copy of Halo 2 already in the car). The oddly shaped piece of metal with teeth like dents is the key to the car; make sure you have the right one. Insert it into the hole that is provided beside the steering wheel and turn it to the right. If you hear an explosive type sound and still see the car, you have successfully turned on the car. If you hear an explosive type sound and all you see is black, you are dead.
The two things beside your right foot are the pedals. The right one is the accelerator, which can be described as the pedal of death; and the one on your left is the brake, which won’t do much except slow down the car, and possibly your inevitable death.
There are three mirrors in total to focus on, two on the side of the car, and one right beside your head. The two on the outside allow you to see what mayhem you caused, and the one in the middle allows you to see who’s pursuing you.
The stick beside you is called the shift stick. You operate it manually to a minimum of three different settings. “D” for “Drive”, better know as “Death”. “R” for “Reverse”, better known as “Rebirth”. And “P” for “Parking”, better know as “Protection from Death”. Move the stick to Death position and press the pedal of death. This will accelerate your car in a forward motion.
Make sure you keep an eye out for pedestrians; they tend to not know what they are doing. Push the steering wheel to sound at them if they are taking to long. If you are moving very slowly and someone starts yelling or shouting at you. Very carefully roll down your window, extend your arm, extend you hand into a fist, and extend the middle finger at them.
If you hear an alarm sound coming from other speeding cars; they would most likely be police, ambulance, or fire fighters; in that case pull over. However, if it is speeding car on it’s own, start pursuing them and try to knock’em off the road (They may be elites).
So there you have it. Once you’ve read this article, you should be an expert driver. If you have any further problems, please refer to the car’s owner manual, or get someone else to drive your car. Do not go to the driver testing center, they will charge you.
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My friend said it worked!!!
Drive safe, y'all.
Love,
Dillo
The post:
So you want to know how to get to your friend's house safily for the Halo lan party right? If it's your first time driving and want to play Halo still non-handicapped (literally), then please refer to this guide.
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Before you drive any car, there are a couple things you need check. First, make sure that the tires are not flat; you will know this by experiencing abnormal trembling when driving. Second, make sure that all passengers have their seat belt on. In case of serious impact, the victim’s chest, lungs and/or other organs will likely be crushed due to the constraint of the seat belt; but it’s better then flying out the window at 50 miles per hour. Lastly, make sure that the car is not wired, and doesn’t explode when you turn it on.
Now that you’ve completed these three simple tasks, you are ready to drive (Make sure you got your controller and copy of Halo 2 already in the car). The oddly shaped piece of metal with teeth like dents is the key to the car; make sure you have the right one. Insert it into the hole that is provided beside the steering wheel and turn it to the right. If you hear an explosive type sound and still see the car, you have successfully turned on the car. If you hear an explosive type sound and all you see is black, you are dead.
The two things beside your right foot are the pedals. The right one is the accelerator, which can be described as the pedal of death; and the one on your left is the brake, which won’t do much except slow down the car, and possibly your inevitable death.
There are three mirrors in total to focus on, two on the side of the car, and one right beside your head. The two on the outside allow you to see what mayhem you caused, and the one in the middle allows you to see who’s pursuing you.
The stick beside you is called the shift stick. You operate it manually to a minimum of three different settings. “D” for “Drive”, better know as “Death”. “R” for “Reverse”, better known as “Rebirth”. And “P” for “Parking”, better know as “Protection from Death”. Move the stick to Death position and press the pedal of death. This will accelerate your car in a forward motion.
Make sure you keep an eye out for pedestrians; they tend to not know what they are doing. Push the steering wheel to sound at them if they are taking to long. If you are moving very slowly and someone starts yelling or shouting at you. Very carefully roll down your window, extend your arm, extend you hand into a fist, and extend the middle finger at them.
If you hear an alarm sound coming from other speeding cars; they would most likely be police, ambulance, or fire fighters; in that case pull over. However, if it is speeding car on it’s own, start pursuing them and try to knock’em off the road (They may be elites).
So there you have it. Once you’ve read this article, you should be an expert driver. If you have any further problems, please refer to the car’s owner manual, or get someone else to drive your car. Do not go to the driver testing center, they will charge you.
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My friend said it worked!!!
Drive safe, y'all.
Love,
Dillo