Forget the Sword!
Here I am, updating again. Gift info is still located here.
I'm mainly posting this here because it made me laugh so hard, but if you're a Halo-phile you'll get a "kick" out of it, too. (Shut up, Dillo.)
Posted by Peptuck:
So, playing Gravemind. I run past an Ultra Elite, and take cover behind a rock while he's firing at me. He pounds my cover, and I sneak around the other side, put a shot into his shields to keep them from recharging. He shoots back. I duck back behind cover again, come around the other side....and see one of my Marines sneak up behind the Elite.
With a resounding "HEE-YAH!" the Marine booted the Elite in the ass and killed it. Seriously. He literally kicked the Elite, his boot hitting the big bastard's ass, and killed him.
Forget the sword. Give me a Marine's combat boots; nothing's gonna stop me now!
I'm mainly posting this here because it made me laugh so hard, but if you're a Halo-phile you'll get a "kick" out of it, too. (Shut up, Dillo.)
Posted by Peptuck:
So, playing Gravemind. I run past an Ultra Elite, and take cover behind a rock while he's firing at me. He pounds my cover, and I sneak around the other side, put a shot into his shields to keep them from recharging. He shoots back. I duck back behind cover again, come around the other side....and see one of my Marines sneak up behind the Elite.
With a resounding "HEE-YAH!" the Marine booted the Elite in the ass and killed it. Seriously. He literally kicked the Elite, his boot hitting the big bastard's ass, and killed him.
Forget the sword. Give me a Marine's combat boots; nothing's gonna stop me now!