Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
gearworld's purse (30 points). In November I bought porn for
crystalis_blade (-10 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I helped
mevneriel see the light (8 points). In September I gave
angres a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (2 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
legacydillo
How come buying porn for someone is naughty? I mean, uh... crap, there's no way to make that sound right.
You've been nice. I know you have. ;)