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You scored as Gaston. You're Gaston. You're prideful and full of yourself.
Gaston
70%
Beast
65%
Maurice
60%
Lumiere
50%
Belle
45%
Lefou
40%
Cogsworth
35%
Mrs. Potts
30%
Who's your Beauty and the Beast Alter Ego
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100 questions:
1. Your REAL Name: Isaac Sanchez
2. What friends call you: Isaac
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: don't got one but i'm pretty sure they'd call me Isaac
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: my name suits me
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s): Roberta, Melvin, Gertrude, Poindexter...
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Michelangelo
b. goose: Balthasaar
c. pirate: Mr. Bojangles
d. tiger: La Tigre
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Isaac Our Savior
8. What would you name your kids?:
boy: Ronaldo
girl: Regina?
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Star Ship Sanchez
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: You're Life's A Joke
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: nope
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: sour milk, gross
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: prolly
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no, cuz im suave like that
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope cuz i always managed to find a way to fix it
16. Nearly drowned?: yep, in vegas
17. Passed out?: Yea, because everyone was making themselves passout on the buses before the foot ball games
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: of course
19. Been stuck in the rain?: no
20. Been attacked by an animal?: don't think so
21. Caught people having sex?: i tried but to no avail
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: nah, i don't like to get my hopes up
Part Three - Complete the Sentence...
26. I once had a dream I was kissing...some chick
27. I'm only racist towards... the world
28. I don't even know why I... bother.
29. Nothing sucks more than... wet socks
30. If I had six bucks I'd buy.. i don't know, a movie ticket? some girl scout cookies?
31. It's hot. I should... strip and run around naked
32. It's always more fun if you..... chill
33. You can't eat steak without... steak sauce
34. You better shut up before I... kill you're family in their sleep
35. Just put it in my.... pocket
36. I really like you and everything... but I hate bitches.
37. I'm not who you think I am... I'm Pandox from the Hardcore nebula.
38. Dude!... Wheres my car?! In a chop shop.
Part Four - What would you do if...
39. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?: punch him in the juggular
40. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: kill them and make it look like an accident
41. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you?: Hope one of them's radioactive so I can get super powers.
42. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: say, "Yeah, I did it, so what?"
43. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: bust out the penicillin
44. A genie let's you have three wishes?: knowledge, money, lots of hot bitches
45. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: I would make bitching illegal and i would make music pirating legal.
46. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: I'd invite her in "while i look for them" then i'd never let her leave, hahahaha, i'd prolly get tired of her tho so i'd let her go once she starts trying to sing
47. You had a time machine?: I'd live in the fifties
48. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted? Deathmatch Free For ALl With Naked Cheerleaders
Part Five - Would You Rather...
49. Find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
50. Have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport cuz its faster and makes it easier to kick more ass
51. Have the power to see the future, or the power to record you dreams?: record my dreams, the future does not need to be known
52. Britney or Christina?: its like picking the cleanest out of two dirty hoe-bags
53. Be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest
54. Be in a drama or a comedy movie?: probably comedy
55. Be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock video
56. Have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Christmas
57. Live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: sewer i can chill with the ninja turtles
58. Be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution they treat crazies nicely
59. Snow board or hang glide?: snow board
60. Be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?:
62. Vegetable: Veggie Tales
62. Courage: war
63. Driver: Grand Teft Auto: San Andreas
64. Yoga: yoda
65. Bakery: the white baker's hat
66. Roach: papa roah
67. Mushroom: Super Mario
68: Sprung: Baby Got Back
69. Exotic: strippers
70. Pythagorean theorem : summer school
71. Cats: my cat
Part Seven - Miscellaneous...
72. What is your definition of love?: ... an ambiguous term of feeling towards someone else
73. List 3 words identifying a person you are currently interested in: beauty, intellegence, humor
74: Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: IDGPAA
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: uh no
76. Were you too scared to do it?: nah, its a waste of time
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: myself
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: i don't know
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Bishop
80. Name 3 people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Chelsey, Chesley, Charles
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: im usually left to do the romanticizing
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: my phantom leg
Part Eight - Who was the last person you...
83. Hugged: Roxanne
84. Punched: prolly roger, but it was all in good fun
85. Kissed: the mirror becuase im a total narcissist
86. Called: John
87. Yelled at: i don't yell
88. IMed: John
89. Saw: my sister
90. Went driving with: my family
91. Rejected: don't remember
92. Talked to on the phone: james
93. Winked at: I think Elise
94. Were obsessed with: A hot chick in a few of my classes
95. Hated: im a lover not a hater
96. Laughed with: james
97. Cried with: my mom and sis, at a funeral
98. Danced with: can't remember
99. Went shopping with: kevin
100. Loved: its hard to say
Gaston
70%
Beast
65%
Maurice
60%
Lumiere
50%
Belle
45%
Lefou
40%
Cogsworth
35%
Mrs. Potts
30%
Who's your Beauty and the Beast Alter Ego
created with QuizFarm.com
100 questions:
1. Your REAL Name: Isaac Sanchez
2. What friends call you: Isaac
3. What your boy/girl friend calls you: don't got one but i'm pretty sure they'd call me Isaac
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: my name suits me
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s): Roberta, Melvin, Gertrude, Poindexter...
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?:
a. turtle: Michelangelo
b. goose: Balthasaar
c. pirate: Mr. Bojangles
d. tiger: La Tigre
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: Isaac Our Savior
8. What would you name your kids?:
boy: Ronaldo
girl: Regina?
9. What would you name a ship you built?: Star Ship Sanchez
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: You're Life's A Joke
Part Two - Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: nope
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: sour milk, gross
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: prolly
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: no, cuz im suave like that
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: nope cuz i always managed to find a way to fix it
16. Nearly drowned?: yep, in vegas
17. Passed out?: Yea, because everyone was making themselves passout on the buses before the foot ball games
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: of course
19. Been stuck in the rain?: no
20. Been attacked by an animal?: don't think so
21. Caught people having sex?: i tried but to no avail
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: no
25. Made a wish that came true?: nah, i don't like to get my hopes up
Part Three - Complete the Sentence...
26. I once had a dream I was kissing...some chick
27. I'm only racist towards... the world
28. I don't even know why I... bother.
29. Nothing sucks more than... wet socks
30. If I had six bucks I'd buy.. i don't know, a movie ticket? some girl scout cookies?
31. It's hot. I should... strip and run around naked
32. It's always more fun if you..... chill
33. You can't eat steak without... steak sauce
34. You better shut up before I... kill you're family in their sleep
35. Just put it in my.... pocket
36. I really like you and everything... but I hate bitches.
37. I'm not who you think I am... I'm Pandox from the Hardcore nebula.
38. Dude!... Wheres my car?! In a chop shop.
Part Four - What would you do if...
39. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your butt?: punch him in the juggular
40. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: kill them and make it look like an accident
41. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you?: Hope one of them's radioactive so I can get super powers.
42. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?: say, "Yeah, I did it, so what?"
43. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: bust out the penicillin
44. A genie let's you have three wishes?: knowledge, money, lots of hot bitches
45. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: I would make bitching illegal and i would make music pirating legal.
46. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: I'd invite her in "while i look for them" then i'd never let her leave, hahahaha, i'd prolly get tired of her tho so i'd let her go once she starts trying to sing
47. You had a time machine?: I'd live in the fifties
48. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted? Deathmatch Free For ALl With Naked Cheerleaders
Part Five - Would You Rather...
49. Find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
50. Have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport cuz its faster and makes it easier to kick more ass
51. Have the power to see the future, or the power to record you dreams?: record my dreams, the future does not need to be known
52. Britney or Christina?: its like picking the cleanest out of two dirty hoe-bags
53. Be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?: lost in a forest
54. Be in a drama or a comedy movie?: probably comedy
55. Be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: rock video
56. Have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Christmas
57. Live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: sewer i can chill with the ninja turtles
58. Be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: mental institution they treat crazies nicely
59. Snow board or hang glide?: snow board
60. Be a ninja or a pirate?: ninja
Part Six - What's the FIRST thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?:
62. Vegetable: Veggie Tales
62. Courage: war
63. Driver: Grand Teft Auto: San Andreas
64. Yoga: yoda
65. Bakery: the white baker's hat
66. Roach: papa roah
67. Mushroom: Super Mario
68: Sprung: Baby Got Back
69. Exotic: strippers
70. Pythagorean theorem : summer school
71. Cats: my cat
Part Seven - Miscellaneous...
72. What is your definition of love?: ... an ambiguous term of feeling towards someone else
73. List 3 words identifying a person you are currently interested in: beauty, intellegence, humor
74: Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: IDGPAA
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: uh no
76. Were you too scared to do it?: nah, its a waste of time
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: myself
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: i don't know
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: Bishop
80. Name 3 people you know whose names begin with the last letter of your first name: Chelsey, Chesley, Charles
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: im usually left to do the romanticizing
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: my phantom leg
Part Eight - Who was the last person you...
83. Hugged: Roxanne
84. Punched: prolly roger, but it was all in good fun
85. Kissed: the mirror becuase im a total narcissist
86. Called: John
87. Yelled at: i don't yell
88. IMed: John
89. Saw: my sister
90. Went driving with: my family
91. Rejected: don't remember
92. Talked to on the phone: james
93. Winked at: I think Elise
94. Were obsessed with: A hot chick in a few of my classes
95. Hated: im a lover not a hater
96. Laughed with: james
97. Cried with: my mom and sis, at a funeral
98. Danced with: can't remember
99. Went shopping with: kevin
100. Loved: its hard to say