You know you have a terrible haircut...
... when murphy_slaw starts making fun of it. My seventy-one-year-old barber totally blew it this time. The result:
murphy_slaw: Oh, man. I really shouldn't say this...
Me: Go right ahead. It's nothing I don't know.
murphy_slaw: Well, heh, it's like, heh heh, he got to the bangs and gave up the will to live.
Me: Uh-huh.
murphy_slaw: Heh, heh, heh... And... Heh, heh... I don't really know if I can say this...
Me: Go right ahead.
murphy_slaw: Heh, heh... CRY YOUR EYES OUT, EMO BOY!
Me: Oh God.
murphy_slaw: Oh, man. I really shouldn't say this...
Me: Go right ahead. It's nothing I don't know.
murphy_slaw: Well, heh, it's like, heh heh, he got to the bangs and gave up the will to live.
Me: Uh-huh.
murphy_slaw: Heh, heh, heh... And... Heh, heh... I don't really know if I can say this...
Me: Go right ahead.
murphy_slaw: Heh, heh... CRY YOUR EYES OUT, EMO BOY!
Me: Oh God.