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[lefykiller]

Uh....anyone know the rules on pet tanuki? Went to the forge this morning and found one curled up in my workspace. It's a good thing I had everything picked up and stored properly so nothing got knocked down or lost, but now it's following me around like I'm its mom or something. It's not very big, either, so I think it got lost from its family or

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[inappropuri]

Oh my god can I come see? Can I name her? I'm fantastic at names.

[lefykiller]

Yes, you can come see her. You can suggest a name if you want, but I make no promises that I will go with it. I might get a better suggestion or come up with something better myself. I'd also be interested in any ideas you have for how to give her a spot to climb up to, since I've read that tanuki like to climb trees.

[inappropuri]

I'll bring some dog food or something for her to eat.

I want to call her The Phoenix Queen and nickname her something like... Mii-chan.

Also, how are you feeling about letting her join a band? I think I have an opening for her. It would increase social skills and combine it with lots of fun and learning new skills.

[lefykiller]

That'll make you popular with her for sure. Don't leave any small birds you like unattended around her if she's hungry though. I think she'll go for them if she thinks she can take one down. Tezuka-senpai's fox is probably more dangerous to birds, though.

Eh...maybe.

Hey, if you can motivate her to do it and keep her from pooing on everything, by all means. She's been super chill and just hanging out in the forge watching me all day, so good luck.

[inappropuri]

I've gotten the speedy red head to go get me some from town. I don't think Bon-chan eats birds, he's pretty docile and happy. He's more interested in scraps of meat and seaweed crackers.

My name is a work of art. It fits her perfectly and just rolls off the tongue. Mii-chan Mii-chan, say it three times in a row and she'll appear behind you.

I'm getting very good at bribing animals.

[lefykiller]

How nice of him. Maybe I should let him suggest a name for her since he's the one doing the hard work.

We'll see. It doesn't suck, and it is kind of a cute name.

Not sure if I should be unsurprised or mildly concerned by that...

[inappropuri]

Don't ask him. He gave porno magazines to his kouhai, who knows what he'll give to an innocent tanuki.

I think it's expected. Therefore you should be unsurprised. It's one of my gifts, good communication and bribing skills with animals.

[lefykiller]

Ah, ok, fair enough. No naming chance for him.

It's good to have a skill, I suppose.

[speedoson]

IT'S NOT LIKE THAT, IT REALLY ISN'T

[lefykiller]

Then what is it like?

[speedoson]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. And then he asked and I couldn't say no. Can you say no when your kouhai says please??? AND THEN I HAD A PLAN TO MAKE IT STOP. And then takoyaki.

...The dog food is outside the cabin!

[lefykiller]

When it's for their own good? Yes. Yes I can.

Thanks. ^_^

[speedoson]

WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING WEIRD WITH THEM. He thought they were wrestling costumes. And I didn't look. At least not on purpose.

[lefykiller]

Uh huh. Sure.

[speedoson]

Yup, exactly!