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OKAY MATT THANK YOU FOR MY RECORDS AND STUFF.
This is the best package anyone has sent me in a long time, now I need to send you more.
Want my Eyehategod "Southern Discomfort?" YEAH YOU DO.
I left my laptop battery at home this morning so I don't have my computer today. GOOD THING I GET A LUNCH BREAK for once.
Lastnight Craig and I had two homosexual scene boys over. They were so nice, and they kissed for us. They also left my motherfucking apartment infested with sex. AHHH.
Craig is our housewife, he makes my bed when I go to work, and he cleans, since hes working from home. He also comes in my room to wake me up every morning. The other night he kissed my head and said "Goodnight sweetheart"..I don't think he knew I was awake.
Glad he is more clear with where we stand, now. CUT THE SHIT.
We went to Knott's Berry Farm last weekend to see Kenny and Heidi. Craig got all bitchmouthed, and asked Kenny how big his feet were. Then, after we left, he made a smart remark.
"So, does Kenny have a big penis? The eye contact is a dead giveaway, Melissa. You know." Or something along those lines.
My bank account has been overdrawn for a few days now, that's so comforting.
No more eating for me, I'm fucking tired of the crap that seperates my flesh from my bones.
Sick.
This is the best package anyone has sent me in a long time, now I need to send you more.
Want my Eyehategod "Southern Discomfort?" YEAH YOU DO.
I left my laptop battery at home this morning so I don't have my computer today. GOOD THING I GET A LUNCH BREAK for once.
Lastnight Craig and I had two homosexual scene boys over. They were so nice, and they kissed for us. They also left my motherfucking apartment infested with sex. AHHH.
Craig is our housewife, he makes my bed when I go to work, and he cleans, since hes working from home. He also comes in my room to wake me up every morning. The other night he kissed my head and said "Goodnight sweetheart"..I don't think he knew I was awake.
Glad he is more clear with where we stand, now. CUT THE SHIT.
We went to Knott's Berry Farm last weekend to see Kenny and Heidi. Craig got all bitchmouthed, and asked Kenny how big his feet were. Then, after we left, he made a smart remark.
"So, does Kenny have a big penis? The eye contact is a dead giveaway, Melissa. You know." Or something along those lines.
My bank account has been overdrawn for a few days now, that's so comforting.
No more eating for me, I'm fucking tired of the crap that seperates my flesh from my bones.
Sick.