Damned Canadians

[leftwinger]

A Conservative MP in the Canadian Parliament delivered the following rap on the floor in order to protest a relaxation of immigration laws intended to let more strippers in:

A Cabinet minister is aahing and oohing,
Romanian stripper could be her undoing,
Biggest story in this town,
Gonna get a dressing down,
Termination has been signed,
It’s the Liberal bump and grind.
We need new Canadians, she has the answer.
You can become an exotic dancer.
And if you’re a Liberal volunteer
She’s gonna let you stay right here.
Step up to the front, all the others won’t mind.
It’s the Liberal bump and grind.
You might be a doctor or a nurse,
Improve your chances by stripping first.
Chemist or engineer, heavy or gaunty
Your chances expand if you do the full Monty.
But don’t let them touch you or else you’ll get fined.
It’s the Liberal bump and grind.
She isn’t quite sure if she’s coming or going.
Her cover’s been blown and the naked truth’s showing.
Doing partisan favours has led to a bashin’
You can’t jump the queue in the name of compassion.
It’s time for the PM to make up his mind.
It’s the Liberal bump and grind.