Dec 20, 2005 14:59
Sorry for being constantly drunk, Orlando. I prefer alternate reality right now, and so you understand why, I am posting this month's recap as a bulletin:
This month:
Back two tires were slashed
Front left tire blew because of bad allignment
On the way to take a friend to her towed car in the ghetto at midnight, my front right tire blew out and we had to walk 15 blocks south on OBT by ourselves to some shady fucking shit to get her car, then Marina (bless her heart) drove us back to the alley where my car was disabled so I could change the tire. And we did so, amidst a drug deal and gunshots but whatever.
I put my two weeks in at bloomingdales on Saturday night.
Sunday morning Starbucks fired me.
On my way to work, my spare tire blew and I had to take a taxi to work.
At work, I got called a dumb piece of shit by an angry customer who told me that I should be fired.
After work, I had to wait until 12:30am for a tow truck to take my car to a mechanic, where I had to walk to today from my apartment because I had no other form of transportation.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.