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[leftorium]

This afternoon was spent binging with
the standard all-star binging squad.
Long story short, I just woke up
confused about what day it is and
more confused about why I was
burping a hypnotic mixture of fish,
lime, twinkie and bacon. My
compliments to the Josh.

Oh, and interest rates can suck my
balls. 3 years ago, 4.9% seemed
rather shitty. 3.05% (which is what
I'll get if I let this mofo roll over)
seems nontrivially shittier. Where
does one put money these days? Or
is it all this desolate? I can get as
much as 4.25% if I'm willing to put it
away for 5 years, but still, that honks
for such a slow-maturing investment.

I'm also looking at IRAs and 401(k)'s
and it makes me want to shoot acid
into the eyes of finance jocks.

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