hello, would you like a sammich?
Conversation I just had with my sister:
*She wanders into the kitchen and sees me making a spaghetti sandwich (spaghetti and sauce on a bun)*
Her: Heyyyy....that's not a sandwich.
Me: Sure it is.
Her: You're retarded.
Me: *slightly defensive* I'm not retarded, I'm creative! It's a spaghetti sandwich.
Her: No, you're stupid. Who puts spaghetti in a sandwich?
Me: I'm trying out some new stuff. Besides, if nothing else, it'll make a good story to tell my friends.
Her: Nothing will ever beat the story of that time you spent all your money on pie.
Me: It was PIE!! And it was only like six bucks.
Her: Remember how hard I laughed about that? I laughed for like twelve hours!
Me: Man, you're just a pie hater! What do you have against pie?!
What I learned from this: There is a reason why people don't normally put noodles on a bun and make a sandwich, and it has a lot to do with the fact that noodles do not stay in the bun very well.
*She wanders into the kitchen and sees me making a spaghetti sandwich (spaghetti and sauce on a bun)*
Her: Heyyyy....that's not a sandwich.
Me: Sure it is.
Her: You're retarded.
Me: *slightly defensive* I'm not retarded, I'm creative! It's a spaghetti sandwich.
Her: No, you're stupid. Who puts spaghetti in a sandwich?
Me: I'm trying out some new stuff. Besides, if nothing else, it'll make a good story to tell my friends.
Her: Nothing will ever beat the story of that time you spent all your money on pie.
Me: It was PIE!! And it was only like six bucks.
Her: Remember how hard I laughed about that? I laughed for like twelve hours!
Me: Man, you're just a pie hater! What do you have against pie?!
What I learned from this: There is a reason why people don't normally put noodles on a bun and make a sandwich, and it has a lot to do with the fact that noodles do not stay in the bun very well.