Go Fuck Yourself
Attention grey haired minivan driver: people on bicycles are legally allowed to take the whole lane. Further, crossing the Johnson St bridge, bicycles are legally required to take the whole lane and cars are not permitted to pass. I am not going to move to the side of the road just becasue you motion me too, and I really don't give a shit where you are going that you can't wait 5 fucking seconds until I get to the other side of the bridge and move back close to the curb. It should be legal to smash cars belonging to people like you with my U-Lock as you pass. Fuck You.