AHHHH!
Dear God Groupies:
Please do not solicit your preferred higher power while I am chained to a register. Also once I explain to you (quite politely and more than once) that I am not looking to invest in any soul saving deity at this time, please leave me alone. Your insistence only enrages me further. I’m sure he can follow through on all the functions you claim he can perform, however I will need something more concrete. Thank you.
Please do not solicit your preferred higher power while I am chained to a register. Also once I explain to you (quite politely and more than once) that I am not looking to invest in any soul saving deity at this time, please leave me alone. Your insistence only enrages me further. I’m sure he can follow through on all the functions you claim he can perform, however I will need something more concrete. Thank you.