◎9; voice post

[lefteye_blind]

STOP LICKIN--

*sound of someone getting tackled and lots of shouting*

AUGH, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PEOPL--

THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT ACK, GET OFFA ME!

*the sound of someone getting kicked and pushed away*

Perfect time to get people repellent. Spray it in their eyes or something.

*quick sound of clacking sandals and then the slam of a door and

Comments

[easy_adapter]

Toki...?

[lefteye_blind]

Shinonome...

1/2

[easy_adapter]

[easy_adapter]

Welcome home.

[lefteye_blind]

Thanks, miss me much?

[easy_adapter]

You have no idea. Imagine living with that thing for a few weeks. You start craving for other human interaction.

[lefteye_blind]

It can't be that bad, you were with her for two years after all?

[easy_adapter]

...That's beside the point.

You haven't been mauled too badly by people trying to lick you, have you? Haven't gotten any new bruises or anything?

[lefteye_blind]

Just a little, it was kinda scary.

You're not cursed are you? If you are, I don't suggest you going out...

[easy_adapter]

I don't know, I haven't bothered finding out yet.

[lefteye_blind]

You're weren't curious?

[easy_adapter]

Well, I guess I am, but licking myself is kind of weird. You lick... I don't know. Ice cream cones. Lollipops. Your girlfriend. Stuff like that.

[lefteye_blind]

It is...but it's a once in a lifetime oppurtunity to find out what flavor you'd be.

Your girlfriend?! I thought you just kissed them...that doesn't involve licking.

[easy_adapter]

Are you really that curious?

...Boy, are you naïve.

[lefteye_blind]

Yeah, I am...

About what?

[easy_adapter]

...You want to see for yourself?