I have a theory...
that either all sunscreen (which I use religiously) is defective or my body is. Why is it not possible for me to simply get a tan? I have two shades, red and white. Currently the back of my body is red and the front is white. Very attractive. I would rather just stay white, I have no need for a tan, but sometimes I actually want to go outside instead of sitting inside in my cave. And then? BAM!!!! Sunburn! Fuck, this shit hurts.
Also, is it possible that the sun is stronger in Minnesota than elsewhere? When I was in Italy last month I was outside for hours on end for several days in a row in the hot sun and just got a little pink, which turned into a tan. I was outside today for less than four hours and I am bright fucking tomato red. Maybe I'm just meant to live in a Mediterranean paradise, since my body seems better equipped to deal with the sun there. Who knows but this fucking sucks! I demand a recount (or something).
Also, is it possible that the sun is stronger in Minnesota than elsewhere? When I was in Italy last month I was outside for hours on end for several days in a row in the hot sun and just got a little pink, which turned into a tan. I was outside today for less than four hours and I am bright fucking tomato red. Maybe I'm just meant to live in a Mediterranean paradise, since my body seems better equipped to deal with the sun there. Who knows but this fucking sucks! I demand a recount (or something).