That's freakishly accurate. Domestic doesn't always equal cooking skills you know. It's running of the home and you are the clear winner in that with your organizational skills.
No, no you need to read it again. It says I'm the most likely to make my own muffins! I do not make my own muffins. I'm more likely to find the best bakery or coffee shop and get them from someone else. If I made my own muffins, the world might end. Do you want your world to end because you ate my muffins?
Oh, you're very sneaky. I like it. It's like muffin espionage. I could pass so much food off as being mine that way. Just make sure everyone hears or sees me getting it out of the oven.
It's that, and Luke deciding to serve frappacinos and not coffee. Oh! And Taylor's head doing an Exorcist. Maybe even Kurt procreating. See? This is serious apocalypse stuff here.
You're just noticing that now? I thought that was one of my many charms. Lorelai hating me and my sneakiness. Of course there's my incredible sexiness but that's a given.
Now you're just trying to give me nightmares. Procreating Kirk? I would pay money to see Taylor's head do the Exorcist. We could possibly sell tickets and make a million.
Actually I was trying not to feed that huge ego of yours, but too late... You forgot your very humble nature, and taste in music.
Maybe I just want to be the one to comfort you during the nightmares? Guys like taking girls to scary movies to put their arms around them when they get terrified. Don't think I don't notice why you pick the films you do. And then we could both never work again and just write for our own pleasure. Our books would be so amazing, they'd only get written once every five years, but that's okay because we'd be doing it for the art and not the money.
Because you're never ever one to list the obvious. And that expression on your face when you're all serious and concentrating. And your hair. You have great hair.
I wonder who I learned it from? I think I've been spending too much time with you. I am good with the plans.
Keep 'em coming. I think I can get used to this. You do realize that if I start listing all the qualities that I like about you, we might be here all night. Not that that's a bad thing.
Spending too much time with me? There is no such thing. Have you been listening to the propaganda? Those are good plans, but then you've always come up with good plans.
I might create a monster! A giant Jess-shaped monster if I keep feeding you compliments. Still, here's one last compliment - you're a good writer. As for you talking about what you like about me, I think you should just write a song. A Rory song that generations to come will know and realise how truly amazing I am.
Maybe I haven't been taking my medication? Or maybe there's been some of that subliminal propaganda slipped into my morning paper between the world politics and comics. I don't know if I've always come up with good plans. There was a couple years there where the plans were bit awry.
Would that make me like Godzilla? I kind of like the idea of me terrorizing a city, squashing cars with my giant feet and anyone that pissed me off I just reach down and grab. Thanks, Rory. That one means a lot. Not that the other compliments weren't good, too just that one mean a lot. As for the song, how about we go for a book instead. A Rory book that makes the New York Times Best Seller list and maybe Pulitzer.
You're a journalist and you succumbed to the subliminal propaganda in the paper? That's a sad state of affairs when that happens. I guess it just reinforces that you're human like the rest of us. I conveniently ignored those two years, putting it down to outside influences. Either that or you were a pod person.
Think Godzilla would still have time for the girl next door? How would that work anyway? Actually, I don't really want to think about sex with lizards. It's just disgusting. Although a 50ft you certainly brings interesting thoughts. And you're welcome. I just call 'em like I see 'em, Mr. Author. And I like the idea of a Rory book more than a Rory song. Does the Rory book get a Jess book so it's not lonely? Then you could have two best sellers and two Pulitzers. That's like... better than a song and a Grammy. Do Grammys even mean anything anymore?
Hey, those subliminal people can be sneaky. Especially when us reporters have been up late trying to finish something and we're half asleep when we're reading the paper in the morning. Maybe it's the Lucky Charms! Or the Apple Jacks. I thought they'd been tasting differently... Let's go with pod person. I lived with Emily Gilmore... I'm sticking with the pod.
I was envisioning it more me at 50 ft. than me as a lizard and I would definitely have time for the girl next door. There has to be some perks to being Godzilla-like and I'm thinking that's one of them.
I like the way you think. A Jess book as a companion book to the Rory book. They'll be runaway best sellers. They might even get made into a movie. Never mind, scratch that. That would mean it was mainstream instead of edgy. As for the Grammys, I think they stopped meaning something when they went commercial.
I've always had my suspicions about the little leprechaun guy on the Lucky Charms. Come on. Who says magically delicious? If you were a pod person does that mean I should have searched your grandparents yard for the real you?
I could stay in your pocket all day. Well, assuming you had on a shirt with a pocket. I'm not staying in your giant pants pocket. Or your back pocket. What if you forget I'm there and you sit down? I'd die all squished by your giant, but cute, butt.
This is why you're with me, right? For my brain. Maybe they could get made into an off Broadway play instead? Something cool and edgy that only about fifty people see and people only realise long after the run's over just how awesome it was. Didn't Britney win a Grammy? I think that's all that needs to be said really.
It must be his fault. He's really an undercover Anti-Jess activist trying to pretend he's a leprechaun. If I was a pod person would I even remember? And yes, yes you should have. Have you seen how many bushes and shrubs there are? There's no telling how many people are being hidden in those.
I'm sounding more like Gulliver with you as my Lilliputian girl. For you, I would buy shirts with pockets so you could ride around with me all day. At least when you weren't broadcasting from the studios of CNN.
Off-Broadway has a certain edge to that. I can live with our novels being turned into that. Maybe an Independent movie later, but an art house type not the Sundance type with Scarlett Johanson pretending she's edgy.
That sounds like the leprechaun guy. I bet he puts subliminal message in each Lucky Charms box. Little anti-Jess propaganda shoved into each of those magical marshmallows.
If you were a pod person, you aren't any more so clearly you escaped from the bush that you were under and destroyed that other Rory. I'm proud of you for that.
You would still be an angry Gulliver that smashed up cities. You'd be like the Michael Mann Gulliver, or something. And I think CNN would have me stick with you. Who doesn't want to see some 50ft squashing buildings. I'd be reporting from the front pocket line.
Ooh, yeah. I can deal with art house type. And definitely no Scarlett. I don't think she'd be very good as me. For one, I don't have boobs that big.
He's evil! He must be stopped. Or maybe I should just stop eating them.
Just call me Rory the Pod People Destroyer. I'm just glad all that podness is over with. I don't ever want to be that pod person again.
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You're right though. That might be an actual sign of the apocalypse if you or Lorelai did some actual cooking.
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It's that, and Luke deciding to serve frappacinos and not coffee. Oh! And Taylor's head doing an Exorcist. Maybe even Kurt procreating. See? This is serious apocalypse stuff here.
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Now you're just trying to give me nightmares. Procreating Kirk? I would pay money to see Taylor's head do the Exorcist. We could possibly sell tickets and make a million.
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Maybe I just want to be the one to comfort you during the nightmares? Guys like taking girls to scary movies to put their arms around them when they get terrified. Don't think I don't notice why you pick the films you do. And then we could both never work again and just write for our own pleasure. Our books would be so amazing, they'd only get written once every five years, but that's okay because we'd be doing it for the art and not the money.
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You're pretty sneaky yourself. I like that in a woman. Now that, Rory Gilmore, sounds like the perfect plan.
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I wonder who I learned it from? I think I've been spending too much time with you. I am good with the plans.
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Spending too much time with me? There is no such thing. Have you been listening to the propaganda? Those are good plans, but then you've always come up with good plans.
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Maybe I haven't been taking my medication? Or maybe there's been some of that subliminal propaganda slipped into my morning paper between the world politics and comics. I don't know if I've always come up with good plans. There was a couple years there where the plans were bit awry.
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You're a journalist and you succumbed to the subliminal propaganda in the paper? That's a sad state of affairs when that happens. I guess it just reinforces that you're human like the rest of us. I conveniently ignored those two years, putting it down to outside influences. Either that or you were a pod person.
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Hey, those subliminal people can be sneaky. Especially when us reporters have been up late trying to finish something and we're half asleep when we're reading the paper in the morning. Maybe it's the Lucky Charms! Or the Apple Jacks. I thought they'd been tasting differently... Let's go with pod person. I lived with Emily Gilmore... I'm sticking with the pod.
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I like the way you think. A Jess book as a companion book to the Rory book. They'll be runaway best sellers. They might even get made into a movie. Never mind, scratch that. That would mean it was mainstream instead of edgy. As for the Grammys, I think they stopped meaning something when they went commercial.
I've always had my suspicions about the little leprechaun guy on the Lucky Charms. Come on. Who says magically delicious? If you were a pod person does that mean I should have searched your grandparents yard for the real you?
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This is why you're with me, right? For my brain. Maybe they could get made into an off Broadway play instead? Something cool and edgy that only about fifty people see and people only realise long after the run's over just how awesome it was. Didn't Britney win a Grammy? I think that's all that needs to be said really.
It must be his fault. He's really an undercover Anti-Jess activist trying to pretend he's a leprechaun. If I was a pod person would I even remember? And yes, yes you should have. Have you seen how many bushes and shrubs there are? There's no telling how many people are being hidden in those.
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Off-Broadway has a certain edge to that. I can live with our novels being turned into that. Maybe an Independent movie later, but an art house type not the Sundance type with Scarlett Johanson pretending she's edgy.
That sounds like the leprechaun guy. I bet he puts subliminal message in each Lucky Charms box. Little anti-Jess propaganda shoved into each of those magical marshmallows.
If you were a pod person, you aren't any more so clearly you escaped from the bush that you were under and destroyed that other Rory. I'm proud of you for that.
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Ooh, yeah. I can deal with art house type. And definitely no Scarlett. I don't think she'd be very good as me. For one, I don't have boobs that big.
He's evil! He must be stopped. Or maybe I should just stop eating them.
Just call me Rory the Pod People Destroyer. I'm just glad all that podness is over with. I don't ever want to be that pod person again.
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