I like the last one best =)

[left_of_centre]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Left_of_centre!

1. Early thermometers were filled with left_of_centre instead of mercury!
2. Left_of_centre was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
3. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that left_of_centre is near.
4. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from left_of_centre!
5. Without left_of_centre, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
6. You share your birthday with left_of_centre!
7. If you chew gum while peeling left_of_centre then it will stop you from crying.
8. Left_of_centreolatry is the mindless worship of left_of_centre!
9. California is the biggest exporter of left_of_centre in the world!
10. People used to believe that dressing their male children as left_of_centre would protect them from evil spirits.