Ganked from everyone, but also stealing
fiwen1010's proviso that any songs that can't be spelled in Roman characters/otherwise translated into English, won't be used.
Put your iPod/mp3 player/iTunes/music player of choice on Shuffle mode.
For each question, press the 'Next' button to get your answer.
You MUST write the song name down that comes up, no matter how silly it sounds as an answer to the question or how embarrassing it is.
Make snarky comments as necessary.
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY:
Dedicated to the One I Love
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
I Don't Care.
[Okay, those first two answers should be swapped around]
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?
Burn for You.
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
A Hazy Shade of Winter
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Share Your Love with Me
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Where Do the Children Play?
[WTF!!!?]
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Cloudy
[GAH. Must stop making posts about depression.]
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
A Knife in the Dark
[I guess I'm paranoid]
WHAT IS 2+2?
Think
[...and the answer will come to you?]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Cecilia
[Maybe she got her name changed? :P)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Peace Train
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Trip, Stumble and Fall
[Gee, that's promising...]
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Woman
[LOL]
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WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Crazy Love
[Okay, appropriate answer, but seriously "the person you like"? Was this written by someone in high school?]
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
The Prophecy
[Also: not getting married. Stoopid normative assumptions about relationship progression.]
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Never Let Me Go
[Yeah, don't go to my funeral for closure. Instead, I'm going to make you all chop up my corpse and take a bit home, just so that you always have a bit to hold onto.]
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Out on the Weekend
[Hahahaha. Well, I leave my bedroom on the weekends, I suppose that counts. :P]
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Treason of Isengard
[Just call me Saruman]
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Jupiter
[Yes, I think you are all either like gods or very gaseous]
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Doctor Who Girl
[Okay, I would make a crap companion. I can't run. Nor can my legs disrupt the space/time continuum. So this is probably an accurate answer, as if I was a companion, the universe would end pretty quickly.]
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Show Must Go On
[Obviously my iPod does not want me to die at all.]
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Are You Ready for the Country?
[I don't even...]
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Judy is a Dick Slap
[Okay then. Well, it has a cock reference in there, and cocks do make me laugh, because #iamtwelve]
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Slow Grafitti
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Candle on the Water
[I interpret this to mean "no"]
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
LDN
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Instant Karma
[If I like you, you'll like me back?]
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Hope fails
[Appropriate]
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Jealous Guy