I HATE BERMUDA SHORTS!!!!!!!!!!!
let me fucking tell you how i HATE bermuda shorts. that damn new fashion trend that these SHORTS come to your KNEES. what the fuck are those. theyre not capris, theyre not jeans, and they sure as fuck arent SHORTS. and not only do they exist, they exist in a career line!!!!!!!!!! like you are supposed to wear them to work. WHAT. but mostly chicks wear them around with flip flops.
okay, i can understand if you are like 50 and you cant wear shorts and its fucking hot out. however i cannot understand what compulses a 20 something year old woman with great legs to wear these things. they hack you in half at the KNEES! they are completely unflattering, and hideous. and for some reason, chicks feel the need to own them in 50 different colors. and wearing them with flip flops? thats two things that make your legs look short and stumpy.
i suppose i shouldnt judge because i am the short girl who wears high heels and miniskirts, which is apparantly the sluttiest thing u can do. oh well if the shoe fits. lol
BUT BERMUDA SHORTS ARE UGLY.
i also came here to say stuff about what i LOVE.
i never thought i would ever like a justin timberlake song this much. ive heard his new song like 10 times today. im STALKING it. its like one of the fucking hottest songs ive ever heard. im claiming it as my theme song. it makes me seriously want to rip all my clothes off. the beat is just hotter than hot.
SEXY BACK. rawr.
how do you argue with this?
"Dirty babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way"
okay and now that i have revealed WAY too much of myself, im going to leave!
okay, i can understand if you are like 50 and you cant wear shorts and its fucking hot out. however i cannot understand what compulses a 20 something year old woman with great legs to wear these things. they hack you in half at the KNEES! they are completely unflattering, and hideous. and for some reason, chicks feel the need to own them in 50 different colors. and wearing them with flip flops? thats two things that make your legs look short and stumpy.
i suppose i shouldnt judge because i am the short girl who wears high heels and miniskirts, which is apparantly the sluttiest thing u can do. oh well if the shoe fits. lol
BUT BERMUDA SHORTS ARE UGLY.
i also came here to say stuff about what i LOVE.
i never thought i would ever like a justin timberlake song this much. ive heard his new song like 10 times today. im STALKING it. its like one of the fucking hottest songs ive ever heard. im claiming it as my theme song. it makes me seriously want to rip all my clothes off. the beat is just hotter than hot.
SEXY BACK. rawr.
how do you argue with this?
"Dirty babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way"
okay and now that i have revealed WAY too much of myself, im going to leave!