'higgeldy-piggeldy' means 'a real mess'

[leez]

hey. hey. guess what i did last friday.

i took a karate class.

hey, though. hey. hey. guess what i did last night.

i took a fencing class. it was taught by a fat russian man named mischa who pronounces his 'v's as 'w's and wears a sweatband.

i'm gonna be a fucking pirate ninja.