Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, incident_n_1979 (-5000 points). In June I gave likemeorhateme a kidney (1000 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In January I pushed bottle_of_shine in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday I broke one_mad_yankee's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4105 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
leewhatley