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I've officially declared (after months and months of careful deliberation) that my parents are fucked up.
EXAMPLE:
We were shopping for graduation dresses at Hect's yesterday. My mother picks out a strapless, white and black dress (HIDEOUS!). She's like "Oh, this will look great with your BLUE shoes." So I tell her it won't, but she makes me get it anyways.
Then I show her a much nicer blue dress, that I had been hinting on the whole time, and she goes beserk. "WHY DID YOU NOT SHOW ME THIS BEFORE WE BOUGHT THIS ONE!". "WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? YOU SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP!" God.
EXAMPLE THE NEXT:
I'm on a Marauders Era HP roleplay with Layna on GJ.com and I was looking for help on a desc. for my character. Who happens to be a girl (SACRILEGE!). My father comes in as I am looking at Andromeda Black's page in the community Pere - pede - something .. It featured lyrics that stated 'bound by the ankles against the forces of time blah de blah ..'
And he flips. He's like "ONG HOW CAN THAT BE A MINORS SITE!?!JDJONE!" And there was a picture of her sitting on her knees, and her skirt was a bit short. He thought I was looking at porn or something.
.. OH YEAH I'VE BEEN CRAVING TO LOOK AT PORN SINCE THREE. Especially of women. Please. I don't have those kinds of urges yet.
Ahem. I've completed my rant. Thanks for reading or not reading this.
Oh. And I've officially decided that layouts are for squares. Thank you.
Much love. <3
EXAMPLE:
We were shopping for graduation dresses at Hect's yesterday. My mother picks out a strapless, white and black dress (HIDEOUS!). She's like "Oh, this will look great with your BLUE shoes." So I tell her it won't, but she makes me get it anyways.
Then I show her a much nicer blue dress, that I had been hinting on the whole time, and she goes beserk. "WHY DID YOU NOT SHOW ME THIS BEFORE WE BOUGHT THIS ONE!". "WHERE DID THIS COME FROM? YOU SHOULD HAVE SPOKEN UP!" God.
EXAMPLE THE NEXT:
I'm on a Marauders Era HP roleplay with Layna on GJ.com and I was looking for help on a desc. for my character. Who happens to be a girl (SACRILEGE!). My father comes in as I am looking at Andromeda Black's page in the community Pere - pede - something .. It featured lyrics that stated 'bound by the ankles against the forces of time blah de blah ..'
And he flips. He's like "ONG HOW CAN THAT BE A MINORS SITE!?!JDJONE!" And there was a picture of her sitting on her knees, and her skirt was a bit short. He thought I was looking at porn or something.
.. OH YEAH I'VE BEEN CRAVING TO LOOK AT PORN SINCE THREE. Especially of women. Please. I don't have those kinds of urges yet.
Ahem. I've completed my rant. Thanks for reading or not reading this.
Oh. And I've officially decided that layouts are for squares. Thank you.
Much love. <3