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May 12, 2005 21:26

YAY. I have my livejournal back and I promise to update, even though YAR!ee has left mee for ever .. ee. SO YOU BETTER COME BACK MISS YAR!. On a lighter note, I got an 82 on my research paper on Howard Hughes. Some luck. For the first draft I got a 70. AND I GOT TO SKIP SOCCER TODAY.

I have just recently discovered that 'shrubbery' is a synonym for whore. So in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when the Knights of Nee ask for a shrubb, they really want a skank? ..

Well.
I thought it was funny.

My sister's graduating from VTech tomorrow. All my relatives drove down to our house, and we're leaving tomorrow. So I get to skip school and all you losers don't =D
And we went to this pub and our waitress was hitting on my dad and both uncles at the same time. It went something like this:

MARTHA!: HERE IS YO' FOOD.
My father: Thank you. OH! That plate is hot! -flails hand-
MARTHONACLAUS!: Not as hot as you, honey.

The latter of which was followed by exaggerated eyebrow-waggling. I almost threw up my shake-n-bake chicken.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT. I had a good day.
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