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woo update time. its been a while.
it is currently spring break.
YESSSSSSSSS.
so far its been pretty good i guess.
friday was awesome, went to interpol concert. they were actually really good live. so YES I AM ADMITTING TO THE PUBLIC THAT I LIKE INTERPOL.
saturday i didnt really do too much, but thats ok because its spring break and i dont have to.
sunday wasnt that great hah.
monday, aka today was good.
hmm. this entry is lame so far. so im going to spice it up. check it.
im going to put a story in here that i have never told anyone before, im only putting it because i have nothing else interesting to write about so dont judge me. your probably not going to believe it either, oh well.
ok, so the other day in school i had to use the bathroom right?
well anyway i walk in and i go to use the stall, because its easier to piss in the stall than the urinal if theres other guys in the bathroom. so anyway, i go into the stall, and there is a fucking kid passed out sitting on it with shit ALL OVER his face and the floor.
it looked kind of like the scene of a murder from a movie, except instead of blood, there was shit. i mean it was everywhere. it was smeared on the walls of the stall, it was smeared all over his shirt, it was smeared all over his face. it was on the floor and the toilet and i noticed that it filled his pants, which were still pulled down past his knees.
im just like. wtf is going on. then i started laughing uncontrollably. i mean youd laugh too if you saw a kid passed out and covered in shit on a toilet haha.
i was seriously like stunned though. i mean there was a kid, passed out on the toilet, covered in shit. how the hell does that happen? i couldnt comprehend it.
i had to get the hell out of there because i was just like, wtf.
but when i turned around, there is a big ass kid standing behind me and hes all thugged out and hes like.
"YO YOU THINK DAS FUNNY BITCH? KEEP LAUGHIN BITCH"
and he pushes me onto the kid thats covered in shit. so now im all covered in shit.
i mean it was so gross, as i hit that kid, i could feel my clothes sort of stick to the partially dried shit all over his body and sort of slide away from my skin as i slid down.
it was disgusting to say the least.
so im like partially sitting partially laying on this shit covered kid with an enourmous thug standing in front of me.
he goes "YEA YOU AINT LAUGHIN NO MORE ARE YOU BITCH"
then, all of a sudden, seemingly out of noowhere appeared an asian kid.
yes, an asian kid.
he looks at the thug and the thug goes
"WHAT YO SLANT EYED BITCH YOU WANT SUM TO?"
then, without so much as a breath, the asian kid unleashed a barrage of punches to the thugs chest.
ill try to describe what it looked like, it was incredible.
the asian was going "AHHHHHHHHHH" and unleashing a thousand blows to the chest of the thug kid.
the punches were light speed, i was amazed at this.
the thung was reeling from the blows, he was all flinchey faced and like "UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH"
he then flew to the side out of my vision, blocked by the wall of the stall. the asian looked at me and offered me his hand. i gladly accepted and he helped me off of the shit covered kid.
i tried to thank him but he wouldnt have it, he just said "it was the right thing to do" and with that turned and left.
i looked behind me to see the thug lying on the floor, covered in shit from head to toe.
i didnt know how, nor did i care how the thug was covered in shit from head to toe, so without a word or a thought i turned and left that bathroom and went back to class.
the end.
HAHAHAHA NICK. youll get it.
it is currently spring break.
YESSSSSSSSS.
so far its been pretty good i guess.
friday was awesome, went to interpol concert. they were actually really good live. so YES I AM ADMITTING TO THE PUBLIC THAT I LIKE INTERPOL.
saturday i didnt really do too much, but thats ok because its spring break and i dont have to.
sunday wasnt that great hah.
monday, aka today was good.
hmm. this entry is lame so far. so im going to spice it up. check it.
im going to put a story in here that i have never told anyone before, im only putting it because i have nothing else interesting to write about so dont judge me. your probably not going to believe it either, oh well.
ok, so the other day in school i had to use the bathroom right?
well anyway i walk in and i go to use the stall, because its easier to piss in the stall than the urinal if theres other guys in the bathroom. so anyway, i go into the stall, and there is a fucking kid passed out sitting on it with shit ALL OVER his face and the floor.
it looked kind of like the scene of a murder from a movie, except instead of blood, there was shit. i mean it was everywhere. it was smeared on the walls of the stall, it was smeared all over his shirt, it was smeared all over his face. it was on the floor and the toilet and i noticed that it filled his pants, which were still pulled down past his knees.
im just like. wtf is going on. then i started laughing uncontrollably. i mean youd laugh too if you saw a kid passed out and covered in shit on a toilet haha.
i was seriously like stunned though. i mean there was a kid, passed out on the toilet, covered in shit. how the hell does that happen? i couldnt comprehend it.
i had to get the hell out of there because i was just like, wtf.
but when i turned around, there is a big ass kid standing behind me and hes all thugged out and hes like.
"YO YOU THINK DAS FUNNY BITCH? KEEP LAUGHIN BITCH"
and he pushes me onto the kid thats covered in shit. so now im all covered in shit.
i mean it was so gross, as i hit that kid, i could feel my clothes sort of stick to the partially dried shit all over his body and sort of slide away from my skin as i slid down.
it was disgusting to say the least.
so im like partially sitting partially laying on this shit covered kid with an enourmous thug standing in front of me.
he goes "YEA YOU AINT LAUGHIN NO MORE ARE YOU BITCH"
then, all of a sudden, seemingly out of noowhere appeared an asian kid.
yes, an asian kid.
he looks at the thug and the thug goes
"WHAT YO SLANT EYED BITCH YOU WANT SUM TO?"
then, without so much as a breath, the asian kid unleashed a barrage of punches to the thugs chest.
ill try to describe what it looked like, it was incredible.
the asian was going "AHHHHHHHHHH" and unleashing a thousand blows to the chest of the thug kid.
the punches were light speed, i was amazed at this.
the thung was reeling from the blows, he was all flinchey faced and like "UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH"
he then flew to the side out of my vision, blocked by the wall of the stall. the asian looked at me and offered me his hand. i gladly accepted and he helped me off of the shit covered kid.
i tried to thank him but he wouldnt have it, he just said "it was the right thing to do" and with that turned and left.
i looked behind me to see the thug lying on the floor, covered in shit from head to toe.
i didnt know how, nor did i care how the thug was covered in shit from head to toe, so without a word or a thought i turned and left that bathroom and went back to class.
the end.
HAHAHAHA NICK. youll get it.