captain D. your my hero!!!

Sep 02, 2005 21:16

holy crap....the funniest thing ever just happened. ok heres the story....laura, kyle, and i were just kinda driving around rocking out to some "proud to be an american" and we get to this intersection. laura was planning on turning left but at the last minute decided to go straight. well this asshole pulls out and almost runs over us...in turn, i yell, "FUCK YOU!!!!" whats wrong with that, its the american way! so anyways we continue on our journey only to realize that he was busting a u-turn in the middle of the road. he proceeds to follow us and i was just like what in the hell is going on. so we decide we will just drive to wal-mart, the safest place in murray. WRONG!!!!!!!!! not like you can drive real fast through the parking lot...so we pause! next thing ya know he is getting out of his car and walking up to the jeep. we are expecting some hard ass, and this fucker has on a captain d's shirt! he's like "i'm not on duty tonight and you better be glad b/c i would have to do something about this. i don't appreciate that" the he shoots me the evil eye. i respond....."ok" then him and his captain d's , hush-puppy stained shirt gets back in the intrepid he was driving and creeps away. i mean what the hell buddy....get a life! maybe it made him feel good....ya know....showing those wild ass kids whos boss.
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