lol yes. i was going back to bklyn anyway, and he would have had to pay nearly $40 for a car service so i figured i'd offer him a ride. plus i had a jeep so there was plenty of room for his gear. or, as he put it, "oh sweet, you have uber room."
lol.
he was nice enough to buy me gas and he pumped it too... haha, in nj they have attendants who do it for you so i had no idea how to pump my own gas... so embarassing.
Hahahaha! I love this whole thing: "i was going back to bklyn anyway, and he would have had to pay nearly $40 for a car service so i figured i'd offer him a ride. plus i had a jeep so there was plenty of room for his gear."
because 1.) Even if you were going 3478293 miles in the opposite direction of Brooklyn, you would have taken him anyway. 2.) If the car service was free and picking him up in a limo to drive him home on streets paved of gold, you would have flattened the tires of the limo so you could take him. (Shit, I know I would.) and 3.) If you drove a VW Bug instead of a jeep, he would have been in the front seat, his gear would have been in the back, and Lauren and Sam would have been strapped to the damn roof.
he was nice enough to buy me gas and he pumped it too... haha, in nj they have attendants who do it for you so i had no idea how to pump my own gas... so embarassing.
If you could see my face right now you'd be able to shove your head through my mouth. That's how far my jaw has dropped. You don't know how to pump gas?!!? HAHAHAHA. That's the best fucking thing I have EVER heard. Seriously.
Yankees are sooo fucking HILARIOUS!
p.s. i'm just going to keep leaving comments on here for you.
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lol.
he was nice enough to buy me gas and he pumped it too... haha, in nj they have attendants who do it for you so i had no idea how to pump my own gas... so embarassing.
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because
1.) Even if you were going 3478293 miles in the opposite direction of Brooklyn, you would have taken him anyway.
2.) If the car service was free and picking him up in a limo to drive him home on streets paved of gold, you would have flattened the tires of the limo so you could take him. (Shit, I know I would.)
and
3.) If you drove a VW Bug instead of a jeep, he would have been in the front seat, his gear would have been in the back, and Lauren and Sam would have been strapped to the damn roof.
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i'm glad you see my logic.
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If you could see my face right now you'd be able to shove your head through my mouth. That's how far my jaw has dropped. You don't know how to pump gas?!!? HAHAHAHA. That's the best fucking thing I have EVER heard. Seriously.
Yankees are sooo fucking HILARIOUS!
p.s. i'm just going to keep leaving comments on here for you.
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