Candid Camera
Title: Candid Camera
Fandom: B.A.P.
Pairing: Jongup/Daehyun
Rating: NC-17 (language, mild sexual situations)
Genre: Humor
Summary: Yongguk, Himchan, Youngjae and Zelo miss out on Jongup's birthday party. But, thanks to a friend, they get to see the surprising footage that was caught on camera.
Author Note: Wow... How great am I to come up with that amazing summary and title? Gosh, I bet everyone is so jealous. Lol, anyway, I really Jongup and Daehyun together. They're cute! I actually really like everyone in B.A.P. and I haven't found an OTP though.. I do prefer Jongup/Daehyun atm though.
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Jongup walks unsuspectingly into the living room to find his bandmates (sans Daehyun) huddled around the DVD player, arguing about what button did what. He blinks when Youngjae snatches the remote from Zelo’s hands and motions to hit him with it but stops when he spots Himchan’s motherly glare of doom instead he sits back and scoffs, saying that recorded DVDs worked the same as regular DVDs with movies on them. Jongup decided to inquire what was going on. They all turn to look at him when he speaks. Youngjae smiles prettily at Jongup, which doesn’t suit his temperamental attitude at all and brandishes a silver DVD.
“Well, since we couldn’t be around for your birthday party because we had meet out of town we asked your friend Baechul to record it for us. He told me that it’s a must see.” Jongup tenses up at the older boy’s words. The other’s don’t notice and Youngjae happily pops the DVD into the player and as he fiddles with the remote Zelo, Himchan and Yongguk make their way to the couch to settle into their places to watch the recording.
“Sucks we had to miss it. At least we can see what you and Daehyun were up to,” Yongguk says nonchalantly, adjusting the hat on his head a little bit. Himchan hums as he fixes a curl of Zelo’s hair that had fallen into his eyes
“'I bet Daehyun shied away from everyone and hid in the corner while Jongup went totally wild because his hyungs weren’t there and got wasted. Not like Daehyun would tell on him.” Yongguk scoffs at the words, “Like Jongup has the balls to get wasted underage, he’d be too worried about getting caught.” They turn glares to each other and Zelo shrinks back into the couch, caught between the two.
“I guess we’ll just see who’s right when we watch it!” Youngjae exclaims, getting up from his place on the floor and goes to settle next to Himchan on the edge of the couch. Zelo asks where Daehyun is and the other three shrug, saying it didn’t matter since he was at the party anyway. Jongup glances at the TV nervously, “Don't worry about it. Nothing interesting happened; it's not really worth watching...” The four eye him skeptically and he can’t help but fidget under their gazes.
“Why are you acting so suspicious?” Yongguk questions slowly.
“I-I’M NOT!”
“Then you won't mind us watching it then, will you?” Youngjae says happily as he presses play on the remote in his hand. Jongup goes pale as he stares at the TV with fear in his eyes, “But...”
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Music is blaring and the camera scans the crowd of teenagers that litter their dorm before it swivels around to the person behind the camera, a handsome face of a teenaged male who looks to be about eighteen comes into view. They guy smiles brightly at the camera.
“Hey everyone, Baechul here! You guys asked me to film the party since you can’t be here so… Here it is! Jongup is being a bit boring right now so there isn’t really anything to show but maybe we can get hi-” Baechul is cut off by a girl groaning in irritation that seemed very close to the camera. The man on camera frowns and turns the camera to the voice, a cute girl with long curly hair comes into view. She looks exasperated.
“You love to hear yourself talk Bae.” The camera shifts a bit, seemingly like Baechul was moving a bit but he stays off camera.
“If you hate me talking so much then don’t listen to me!”
“It’s a bit hard since you’re so loud!” The girl glares rather menacingly, which is odd that such a cute girl could look so scary.
“I’m not loud, Nari. If anyone is loud it’s yo-” The girl, Nari, gasps suddenly and Baechul trails off and questions what the matter was. The camera shifts around a bit in uncertainty.
“Oh my god,” Nari exclaims, a small hand going to cover her mouth and Bae makes an attempt to inquire again but she hushes him quickly. “Give me that!” She says and reaches towards the camera. There’s a lot of blurring scenery and hushed whispers.
“What are you guys watching?”
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Youngjae fumbles the remote slightly, startled at Daehyun’s sudden appearance and everyone can hear Yongguk curse under his breath and say that they need to put a bell on Daehyun. Youngjae finally gets the remote steady and pauses the DVD. Everyone turns to stare at Daehyun who stands awkwardly in the entranceway of the living room. Jongup looks extremely relieved to see him.
“We’re watching Jongup’s birthday party video, since we weren’t there ya know?” Youngjae informs the older boy. Daehyun’s eyes widen slightly and he flickers his gaze over to Jongup, no one notices the look of anxiety that passes over his features for a split second. Jongup gives him a rather desperate look, “Baechul sent it, proclaiming it to be a must see but the party was pretty dull so I told them it wasn’t worth it but no one believes me.” Daehyun nods in an agreement and reiterates that the video wouldn’t be anything special. Jongup brightens and points to the older boy, “See, not worth watching! So why don’t we go do something productive, like eat!” Zelo perks at the mention of food and looks at Yongguk with pleading eyes. Yongguk pauses for a moment, thinking it over but he shakes his head and grabs the remote.
“Nah, we’re gonna watch it. I dunno, it seemed like we left off at an interesting part.” Zelo deflates, his lips forming into a pout as he stares down at his stomach. Himchan leans over to the youngest boy and whispers they’ll get food after and Zelo looked somewhat satisfied by that information. Yongguk turns to Daehyun with a smirk, “Watch it with us Dae.” The lead singer begrudgingly nods and takes the space next to Jongup on the loveseat, really after Yongguk makes up his mind you can’t dissuade him. When Daehyun settles besides him, Jongup nudges him lightly and whispers, “Do you not remember what’s recorded on that?” Daehyun gives Jongup a look that reminds the younger boy of a scared baby deer.
“Of course I haven't but there-” He’s cut off as the other in the room hush him loudly. He and Jongup cringe back into the cushions and await their fate.
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The DVD is started again. The video starts back it the blurring scenery and hushed whispers but soon the focus returns to being clear albeit a bit dark, Baechul moves into the frame a bit and everyone assumes Nari had gotten control of the camera. Baechul stares at the dark corner that Nari is focusing on.
“That’s so cute,” The girl coos from behind the camera. Baechul visibly rolls his eyes and looks a bit sick.
“I wouldn’t say that…” Nari growls at him to shut up. Baechul puts his hands up in mock defense and turns to the camera.
“What!? They’re going at it like rabbits it isn’t cute!”
“No one cares about your opinion anyways.” You could practically hear the eye roll in Nari’s voice.
“Whatever,” Bae pauses for a minute and turns back to the spot the camera is focused on, you could see some vague movement but nothing you could make out. “Who would have thought those two would have hooked up.”
“It’s a…Surprise,” Nari says but then huffs softly. “You can’t see anything through the camera; it just looks like a dark blur.” There is a pause for a moment, only background noise could be heard but Baechul suddenly turns to the camera with a mischievous smile.
“Quick, Nari zoom in on them before they stop!” Nari sputters slightly in confusion but does as she’s told. The camera zooms in and Baechul goes out of frame completely but his whispering voice is still heard.
“There’s a light right above them that I can turn on. I’m going to flick it on and you’re going to catch them in the act.” Nari giggles darkly; she seems quite taken with the idea. After a few long grueling seconds a light comes on to the scene and it blinding at first.
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With a yelp Jongup jumps in front of the TV just before anyone could get a clear view of the picture. Youngjae throws a cushion at him that hits him on the stomach with an oomph. Himchan is too caught up with the situation to reprimand him about his violent behavior.
“Get out of the way, Jongup! We can’t see, you ass!” The harsh language on the other does catch Himchan’s attention and he immediately pinches Youngjae’s arm, giving the boy his signature watch your language, young man look. Youngjae grimaces, rubbing his abused skin.
“I-I can't!” They all give him an expectant look. He sputters slightly before glancing to Daehyun who had grabbed a decor pillow off the loveseat, pressed it again his chest and is hiding behind it. All of his skin that is visible is tinged crimson.
“I-I...I don't want your innocent minds to be soiled!” Really, Jongup can’t even believe that himself how does he expect others to. Youngjae raises a fine eyebrow and scoffs, “Really?”
Yongguk snorts, “Lame excuse. I call bullshit.” Jongup’s eyes wander back over to Daehyun and the other boy gives him an odd look. Jongup can only shrug cutely. Daehyun rolls his eyes but Jongup catches the smile slightly hidden behind the pillow. Jongup looks back to the four on the couch, “Well, it’s just… It was pretty raunchy. You guys wouldn’t want to see that! I mean, think of Joonhong! Right, Daehyun-hyung?”
Daehyun lowers the pillow slightly and coughs into his hand; he averts his eyes to the ground and nods, “Really. Joonhong shouldn’t watch it. It was pretty…Bad.” Himchan eyes Zelo in worry and the youngest boy just looks very confused about the whole situation, maybe if he knew what raunchy meant. Yongguk is trying hard to hide his laughter behind his hand, but the way his body was shaking uncontrollably it was pretty impossible.
“Just move, you loser!” Youngjae exclaims as he pounces on Jongup in front of the TV and drags him back to his spot next to Daehyun and shoves him there. He looks at him pointedly, his eyes conveying the horrible things he will do to him if Jongup interrupted again. Youngjae goes back to his spot and they turn their attention back to the DVD.
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Jongup's flushed face is currently in main focus of the camera. “What do you two think you are doing?” His voice is raised and his normal blank expression is turn to one of anger. Jongup wasn’t one to get angered easily; out of the group Jongup was the most ‘chill’ out of all of them. It took a while to get a rise out of Jongup but once he finally got angry, his temper is worse than Yongguk and Youngjae combined. The camera zooms out and Daehyun is hovering behind him, looking completely unsure of what to do or say while Baechul stands in front of the two boys with his hands on his hips.
“What do you think you’re doing?” Baechul replies, his voice full of laughter. He apparently didn’t sense the danger that was an angry Jongup.
“That is none of your business!' Jongup growls low in his throat. Baechul backs away a bit, casting a worried glance at the camera. “Turn the camera off,” the dancer demands. The camera shifts a bit over to Baechul to see his reaction, the boy nods with a look of fear in his eyes.
“Sorry, Jongupie…” Nari whispers just before the scene goes black.
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Jongup lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. Daehyun look equally as relieved. Zelo looks to Jongup, his head tilted to the side cutely.
“Hyung, why did you make him turn the camera off?” Zelo wanted to see if anyone did anything funny at the party. Jongup smiles at the younger boy softly before explaining. “Well, Joonhongie, Baechul was being very…Bad.” Zelo’s eyebrows furrow slightly, why didn’t his hyungs ever make sense.
“That’s stupid,” Youngjae says bluntly. Daehyun tries to glare menacingly but it was about as frightful as a newborn puppy. “Well, I don’t think you would enjoy someone recording a private moment of yours.”
“It isn't private if it's in the middle of a room full of people,” Yongguk interjects blandly and gives Daehyun a look that dares the younger boy to say anything. Daehyun keeps quiet. Zelo blinks as he looks around at his hyungs, he’s still very confused. Himchan sighs, picking up the remote off of the couch to turn off the DVD player but there’s a strange noise and a bright picture turns back onto the screen. Baechul enters the focus quickly with an impish smile on his face.
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“So,” Baechul starts and Nari suddenly appears at his side with an equally wicked smile on her lips. “Nari and I have decided to get a little revenge. You see, after Jongup made us turn off the camera, he took it from us and a lot of interesting things happened.”
“Well the normal party shenanigans; people got drunk, and threw up, and acted like idiots. People even started to strip tease and give people lap dances!” The two look happily at each other but they quickly frown and Baechul continues.
“We missed a heap of great footage that could be used for amazing blackmail for our friends so we thought it was time for a little payback,” Baechul nods to himself in agreement. Nari smirks evilly, completely forgeing for her cute face.
“So, we’ll see what kind of show we’ll get if we leave the camera in the living room.” From the look on her face, it seemed Nari already knew what kind of footage they got. Which made the footage that much more desirable.
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Daehyun and Jongup are completely frozen in spot. Zelo blinks, “What do they mean by show?” Everyone ignores his question and he pouts. Daehyun and Jongup look at each other sheepishly and then back at the television.
“So basically they left the camera in the living room and whoever walks in won’t know they are being filmed… But what does that accomplish?” Yongguk murmurs in explanation. Youngjae shrugs in response, saying that if they kept watching they’d probably find out.
“I can’t believe this is happening.” Daehyun whispers only loud enough for Jongup to hear, the younger boy can only gulp.
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On screen, Daehyun walks to the room they currently inhabit with Jongup following close behind.
“Someone could walk in on us; we’re supposed to be cleaning up this mess not fooling around.” Daehyun gestures to the variety of things that litter the ground of their dorm living room.
“Everyone is out of town, Dae. We’re all alone until Friday. So find another excuse.” Daehyun rolls his eyes and sits on the couch in the spot that Zelo is currently in. Jongup sits by him, oddly close.
“We did it this morning.” Daehyun informs and Jongup looks exasperated.
“We can do it again.”
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Zelo frowns a bit, looking around to his hyungs. “This is boring; Jongup-hyung is just trying to get Daehyun to dance with him. We do dance offs all the time.” The other three on the couch with him look at him and they actually seemed liked the believed the young boy. Daehyun and Jongup jump at the chance.
“Yup, that’s all it was! Pretty boring, let’s turn it off!” Jongup says enthusiastically and Daehyun nods his head with great fervor. Zelo looks clueless but the other three look at them searchingly.
“If you’re trying to keep something from us, the best thing to do is not as suspicious. Just so you know,” Yongguk says in a matter-o-fact manner and the two boys in scrutiny resist the urge to flip him off and tell him to stop being such an asshole. Daehyun looks away with a faint blush covering his cheeks, “Trust me. You don't want to see this.” No one heeds his warning and Youngjae hits play on the remote once again.
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Daehyun and Jongup sit for a few moments, their eyes caught in a deadlock. Daehyun is the one to turn away first. “You’re insatiable,” the older boy says. Jongup simple grins.
“Screwing you is such an enjoyable activity. Can’t help it.” Daehyung scoffs, but you can tell by the look that he doesn’t mind the other boy’s words. “You can help it, you just don't want too,” Jongup hums, weighing the options for a moment then scoots close, pressing up against Daehyun’s side. He leans in but Daehyun turns his head away but Jongup just smiles and presses a kiss to the older boy’s ear before whispering into it, “I dare you to try and say you don’t enjoy my attention.” He proceeds to pepper kisses down the other’s neck. Daehyun visibly relaxes, his eyes closing and his mouth opens in a silent gasp.
“I won’t deny it,” Daehyun whispers as he shifts slightly away from Jongup. The younger boy grins in triumph before pulling Daehyun into a tongue war. After a few minutes of going at it Daehyun pulls back slightly. “I guess you’ve persuaded me,” he says giving Jongup a coy look. The younger boy shifts up from the couch, a grin lit up on his face. He takes Daehyun’s hand in his and presses a kiss to the top of it.
“Shall we, then?” Jongup says, his voice low and sultry. They two boys quickly stumble out of the room, they hands and mouths all over each other, and up the stairs, apparently to one of their rooms.
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The television screen goes black. Daehyun and Jongup look like they are dying of embarrassment, bright red flushes across their cheeks that they try to hide behind their hands. Everyone else looked like they had gone into shock.
“That was not a conversation about dancing,” Youngjae says slowly while Himchan nodded, looking like he was about to have a heart attack.
“Nope,” Yongguk says as he stifles his giggles behind his hand, he had quickly gotten over the shock on the predicament and quickly found pure joy over embarrassing situation Daehyun and Jongup were currently in.
“That was a conversation about them fucking each other.”
“Youngjae, watch your language,” Himchan hisses out in an admonishing tone.
“THAT was porn!” Zelo exclaims, looking paler than he usually is, his eyes wide as he stares at the dark TV screen unblinkingly.
“I wouldn't go that far.” Yongguk stops giggling long enough to utter, looking at the young boy next to him with pity-poor kid looked extremely traumatized. Jongup nods in agreement, “Compared to what we were doing in my room, that was rather tame.” Daehyun and Himchan look affronted while Zelo looks ready to pass out.
“Jongup,” Daehyun gives the other boy a glare. There was an uncomfortable silence, aside from the random snorts and giggles from Yongguk. Youngjae looks over to the two boys on the loveseat, his face completely deadpan.
“Soooo... Who was on top?”
“YOUNGJAE!” Himchan shrieks at the younger boy and Youngjae merely blinks at him, “Whattt?”
‘DON'T ASK THINGS LIKE THAT!”
“Why not!?” They are about to go at it but Daehyun interrupts them. “Because it’s private, Youngjae.” There was another silence.
“It was Jongup, wasn’t it?”
“YOUNGJAE!” Himchan screeches.
“STOP YELLING AT ME HYUNG!” And the two go into an all-out bickering session. Yongguk is collapsed against Zelo in a fit of uncontrollable laughter, their maknae still looks petrified. Jongup giggles, Himchan and Youngjae stop fighting and they all look at him. Jongup gives an uncharacteristically cocky smirk and points to himself.
“Jongup!” Daehyun looks pressed and Yongguk snorts in laughter, holding onto his stomach like it pained him to laugh any longer, “I know someone who isn’t getting any for a while.” A blush seems like it’s permanently dusted across Daehyun’s cheeks but he still tries to look menacing with a glare. He turns his heel and walks out of the room but before that he grinds out a quick, “You are correct, hyung.” And the happy look immediately drops from Jongup’s face.
Youngjae pats him on the shoulder, “Don’t worry, he’ll forgive you.” You can hear a loud slam of a door from upstairs. “Um… Eventually.” After a few minutes pass and Yongguk has finally subsides his laughter and is taking in deep breaths to calm down while Himchan coos over Zelo who’s color has finally returned to his face and has started to look a lot less faint. Younjae looks up from where he’s poking Jongup’s dejected form.
“So... Who wants to watch it again?”
“YOUNGJAE!”