I'M GONNA BE TAN AND YOU'RE NOT!
hey guys. sorry for obnoxiously rubbing in everybody's faces that at 4:45 tomorrow (saturday) morning, natasha and i will be in the gilbert limo on the way to the airport, where we'll fly to long beach and embark on the most mexican vacation of our lives.
but, you know, just because i'm really happy...
DAY PORT ARRIVAL DEPARTURE
1 Long Beach, California --- 5:00 p.m.
2 At Sea --- ---
3 At Sea --- ---
4 Puerto Vallarta 7:00 a.m. 6:00 p.m.
5 Mazatlan 7:00 a.m. 5:00 p.m.
6 Cabo San Lucas 7:00 a.m. 2:00 p.m.
7 At Sea --- ---
8 Long Beach, California 6:00 a.m. ---
i truly will miss people, you know? but whatever, i'll be tan. leave me comments EVERY DAY in the format "dear lisa, today is (insert day). it is the (number) day of vacation. today i (what you did). it made me feel (emotion). i hope you're having the time of your life, really i do! okay i love you with all my heart and i miss you like an in-the-closet gay man misses butt-sex. love, (name)"
I'LL MISS YOU I LOVE YOU BYEEEE