May 14, 2005 05:03
So my friend Adam.. wow. Let me tell you about Adam. He's 5'9, 170 lbs. He's a little bit more muscular than I am. Tonight he drank 27 cans of beer. How is this possible? He wasn't sick, he was pretty aware of shit, and it was amazing. AMAZING. I really don't know how he did this without hurting himself. Granted it was over about 7 hours, but still. I was watching him like a hawk just to make sure he didn't kill himself. It's safe to say that he can drink me under the table any day of the week.