THE SOWHUT LEGACY: GENERATION 2.4
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STEVIE's Date: Why am I here?
STEVIE: Because you are HOTT baby!
SPARTACUS: I HATE GOD!
SURI GOD: I WILL SMITE THEE.
SNORRI: Are you my Daddy?
Maid: *twitches*
SPARTACUS: *ducks*
SURI GOD: That's right, I have thunderbolts in my fingers. Be afraid.
STEVIE: You are the most beautiful girl in the world of GOOGLE!
STEVIE'S Date: GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW
STEVIE'S Date: I want to go home D:
SNORRI: SPORTS ARE FUN!!!!
SUZI: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BALLS.
o.0
LOL.
SALLI: Yes I'll have to call you back, SURI GOD needs to use the phone.
HEY THERE! COME INSIDE, MAKE FRIENDS.
STEVIE: I'm so happy to be sharing my first kiss with you.
STEVIE'S Date: *closes eyes and gets it over with*
SMUSTLE PARTIES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.
SMUSTLE PARTIES WITH THE WITCH/WARLOCK MAKE THINGS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.
SPAWNER: *bitchbitchbitch*
SALLI: Are you done yet? I was eating my cereal.
STEVIE: WAAAAAHHHH. SPAWNER AND MOM ARE YELLING AT EACH OTHER.
STEVIE: I'M SO TRAUMATIZED.
ME: FREAKING GROW A PAIR STEVIE.
STEVIE: WHUT?
SUZI: I love hot men.
HOT TEEN: You may gaze upon my perfection now.
SUZI: YES! I CAN LOOK AT HIM NOW.
SPAWNER: MUST FIND PEEPING SOWHUT FAMILY MEMBER.
I NEED A BREAK FROM SPAWNER ATTACKS.
STEVIE: She's eh.
SALLI: That's right I'm a hot middle age Mom now.
Gene: I finally have some dignity new clothes!
SNORRI: I HATE LIFE.
SURI GOD: You really need to relax. Anger resolves nothing.
Gene: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE FREE THINGS!
SURI GOD: I would like you all to clean the kitchen now, I have to enter my teen years.
OH HAI THERE SURI.
SPARTACUS: Painting Mom is fun!
AN: I made my own default painting replacements. It's quite hilarious to see the new stuff show up.
SPARTACUS: SURI! SURI! SURI!
SURI GOD: Listen, I can not speak with you unless you address me by my real name.
SURI GOD: Your penance will be to swing around until you vomit.
SPARTACUS: Never. Again.
SPARTACUS: MOM!!!! SURI MADE ME PUKE.
SALLI: Mommy is busy here.
SALLI: I AM MADE OF AWESOME.
SALLI: OH YEAH, I'M A WITCH.
SALLI: OW. THAT F-ING HURT.
SURI GOD: Weird. I feel something in the room is moving.
SALLI: Ah. I now have a secret lair.
SUZI: Hey Mom, what's this?
SUZI: All she had to say was that room was off-limits.
SURI GOD: This human male is disgusting. Please send another.
SURI GOD: I thought I requested another male. You just will not do.
STEVIE: I am angry about something I can't even remember.
SALLI: *isawesome*
SPARTACUS: THIS LEGACY IS NO FUN ANYMORE.
SPARTACUS: I SAID THIS LEGACY ISN'T FUN ANYMORE. LLAMAS WON'T HELP.
SPARTACUS: I AM LEAVING.
SNORRI: haha SPARTACUS doesn't like playing Don't Wake the Llama. hahahahaha.
SNORRI: I wonder if SPARTACUS will get funner when he grows up.
SURI GOD: I do not foresee this.
SPARTACUS: I HEARD THAT. I AM SPARTACUS, AND I AM NOT HAVING FUN.
NOT GOING TO HAPPEN GENE.
SURI GOD: I am above fixing material things like computers. This is a misuse of my awesomeness.
SPARTACUS: JUMPING ON THE BED IS MORE FUN THAN YOUR STUPID LEGACY.
STEVIE: No bugs, but I love bugs. D:
STEVIE: I'm so excited to emo and play with bugs in my own shed out back.
STEVIE: Ants go NOMNOM.
SPARTACUS: Being stinky is more fun than your stupid legacy.
SALLI: SPARTACUS disappoints me.
SNORRI HOW YA DOIN.
SPARTACUS STOP BEING ALL CUTE AND SHIT.
HEY WHO BROUGHT HOME THE HOTTIE.
STEVIE: Not me, she's not that hot.
SNORRI: Ew.
SPARTACUS: Eh. Even she doesn't make this legacy any funner.
Wow, Gene looks very hot in that uniform.
STEVIE: Hey good lookin'
HOMEWORK PARTIES DON'T MAKE THIS LEGACY ANY FUNNER
SALLI: You will be my BFF? That's so kind, I am halfway to my lifetime goal now.
SNORRI: Who needs a telescope when you can smustle.
AN: I put telescopes back because SPAWNER made this legacy funner. They don't use these during the day though. :(
SALLI: Thanks but I don't take anything but Free TVs.
SALLI: Oh, a computer, that's nice!
STEVIE: I WIN!
SPARTACUS: THIS LEGACY SUCKS.
SALLI: WHY IS SPARTACUS SUCH A WHINY BABY.
SALLI: He would have made such a good heir.
SURI GOD: Yes, I forsee this girl being sent to college and forgotten about.
SNORRI: It's nice to meet you, I would like my first kiss. kthx.
Girl: HAHAHA, THAT'S FUNNY!
SNORRI: But I wasn't joking.
SALLI: NO WAI.
SUZI: I want to be a rockstar, listen to me sing.
Gene: Hey Genie, thanks for the cash, we want to move into this awesome house down the street.
and so they did...
Best part is the nice big foyer for homework drop off and wave spam. Worst part is I HAVE NO IDEA WHO TO PICK AS HEIR.
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