You Ask, I Deliver

[leeniead]

For the record, I did not come to prom drunk. I naturally have the intoxicated aura. Anyways, what I want to talk about is this club called Show in the city. Tanya and I went on Saturday and it is only approachable through a secret guest list. Luckily, I found us a preferred guest card, which meant that not only were not carded, but we got in with no guest list. It was crazy. Girls on poles and stripping cops. God, what the cop did to those girls. Anyways, since Tanya has her vagina tied to Gary and I just did not want to be approached by anyone, we pretended to be lesbians. Drama. First of all, there were two army guys that were grinding into me. I did not like it so we left. Second of all, this guy grabbed me and Tanya says, "She's with me." Of course, the guy gets pissed and says, "Well, she's will me now." And then, Tanya goes, "Back off man, get away from my woman." Notice how I didn't say shit. Then, this guy approaches Tanya, but of course, we ran. Then, out of no where, this man grabs my wrist and lifts me onto the stage. So naturally, I didn't give two fucks and gave everyone the show they wanted to see, in a very clean way. Then, this old man asks me if I was Japanese and I said Chinese and he said some very ignorant comment, so I left. The key to not being approached is no eye contact. This guy wanted Tanya to prove that we were lesibans but we refused to kiss. Gross. Anyways, we were hot because everyone else had both hands on liquor and were trying to drink and dance, no luck. Honestly, it was super cool and a good time. Tavern on the Green, paid 60 dollars for myself but it has always been my dream to go eat there so I'm glad we did. It was beautiful. Still waiting for Tanya's glossy photos. (YES GLOSSY) Caroline's, again, age limit but we didn't get carded. Best weekend ever. I'm cutting on Friday and going to see Harry Potter. Then, another prom and then, Rent on Saturday and then, Sunday, piano recital. Tanya, I hope you are coming to hear me play. Then, next weeks, finals and after that, graduation and then, China, and then, Ozzfest. And if I happen to die in a plane crash, I'm blaming it on Tanya, she said I could. Shit, Steven was so patient with me on Friday, I have no idea how he does it. I was so upset after the hair fiasco and yet, he still came to my house and calmed me down and then, took me to Carinna's. A big TY on that one.

My question is, why this doesn't work?
Go to http://community.webshots.com/user/leeniead
Then, prom.

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