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[leen8709]

If you woke up and I was in bed sleeping next to you, what would be your first thought?

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[stuffsack7]

Thought #1: Did I?...Is it possible that...holy shit, I must have scored last night.

Thought #2: Oh my God, it's Colleen. Shit she has a boyfriend. Man, I am getting my ass kicked for sure.

Thought #3: Unless...unless he never finds out. That's it she isn't awake and doesn't know I'm here

Thought #4: But she probably saw me last night. Man, I am so fucked. All right, all right, stay calm.

Thought #5: All right Graeme, I know this sounds desperate, but you're gonna have to kill her.

Thought #6: Are you crazy? This is Colleen. I can't kill her.

Thought #7: It's you or her man. Make your choice.

Thought #8: All right, how should I do it? Hmm, I could smother her with a pillow.

Thought #9: All right I'm gonna do it. Any second now. All right...now.

Thought #10: Okay, now.

Thought #11: Now

Thought #12: Okay, for real this time. Now.

Thought #13: I can't do it. I can't kill her. (breaks down crying)

Thought #14: Oh my God, I am worthless. I'm sorry Colleen. (hugs her which consequently wakes her up)

Colleen: Oh, hey Graeme, thanks for letting me crash here last night. I owe you.

Graeme: Oh...um, no problem.

[leen8709]

hahhaha...now i know never to sleep next to you if i value my life.

:)