Feb 11, 2003 21:06
Muhahahaha
The following is an actual radio conversation released by the US Cheif
of Naval Operations on 10-Oct-95:
Navy: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a
collision.
Civilian: Reccomend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to
avoid a collision.
N: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
C: No, I say again, divert YOUR course.
N: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WAR SHIP OF THE
US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
C: This is a lighthouse. Your call.