Copied _leelee and i found it amusing
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I punched alley84 in the arm (-10 points). In September I set dazzling_place's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I stole semidivine's purse (-30 points). In January I turned mageman in for spitting (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (223 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
leelers