Mar 08, 2005 16:03
How I wish ISBN was a Chinese publication... suits me better :). Nvm, just jking. Now, I will teach you guys how to write a poem in UNDER A MINUTE (Hey mebbe we can put this in the ISBN thing: even tho this is for Chinese, it should work for English as well).
DISCLAIMER
Person(s) with a history of heart trouble or allergy to lameness should seek medical advice before continuing. By reading on, you shall bear responsiblity for all consequences, intended or accidental
Step 1: Think of a theme beforehand.
Step 2: Get a substantially diverse vocabulary either by reading more widely or wadvr.
Step 3: Use ur brain.
Step 4: Be smart; quote a bit here and there.
Step 5: Walla, u got ur poem.
Your end product might look something like this - I thought of this during recess when I saw Leonard Ho scribbling stuff on the whiteboard:
海天辽阔群龙首
从古至今占鳌头
潮起潮落乃常见
惟我华中永不朽
Anybody want to critique this? I'm open to feedback.