Contest winners and Paulo gets romantic
ladysanjou and meridae, send me your email addresses, please (leebenoit (at) charter (dot) net). Your Holiday Nice Sip PDF, "Heard on High" will be on its way to you soonest!
Enjoy, all, and may the holiday be full of joy and mystery for all of you!
Cheers,
Lee xo
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Paulo had a hard time choosing a song to pervert adapt, but in the end, believe it or not, he was feeling romantic and sentimental, and made some slashy revisions to "The Little Drummer Boy." So many naughty words rhyme with "drum," but I think we can agree Paulo took the high road on this one.
Little Drummer™ Boy
Someone told me, a-rump a bum-bum
A new Dom just moved in, a-rump a bum-bum
Our finest gifts we bring, a-rump a bum-bum
In hopes of snagging him, a-rump a bum-bum,
rump a bum-bum, rump a bum-bum,
My chances are slim, a-rump a bum-bum,
With this Dom.
Big, strong Master, a-rump a bum-bum
I am a poor boy who, a-rump a bum-bum
Has but one gift to bring, a-rump a bum-bum
My willing nether ring, a-rump a bum-bum,
rump a bum-bum, rump a bum-bum,
Shall I splay for you, a-rump a bum-bum,
Splay my bum?
Master nodded, a-rump a bum-bum
The bears and cubs kept time, a-rump a bum-bum
I bowed down gracefully, a-rump a bum-bum
I offered everything, a-rump a bum-bum,
rump a bum-bum, rump a bum-bum,
Then He smiled at me, a-rump a bum-bum
Me and my bum.