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rachelindeed July 31 2011, 19:01:41 UTC
This post looks lonely with no comments, but I have no serious thoughts at the moment. Instead, I am struck by the irrational urge to voice-over this scene with dialogue from my favorite Woody Allen movie, Love and Death. It's his parody of great Russian novels which are full of convoluted philosophical reflections (*cough*Dostoyevsky*cough*)

Diane Keaton: It's our chance to perform a truly heroic act!

Woody Allen: Since when is murder a heroic act?

DK: Violence is justified in the service of mankind.

WA: Who said that?

DK: Attila the Hun.

WA: You're quoting a Hun to me?!? Don't you know that murder carries with it a moral imperative that transcends any notion of inherent universal free will?

DK: That is incredibly jejune.

WA: That's jejune?

DK: Jejune!

WA: You have the temerity to say that I'm talking to you out of jejunosity? I am one of the most june people in all of the Russias.

DK: I have Ivan's old pistol.

WA: No! Political assassination doesn't work. Violence leads to violence. He who lives by the sword dies by the sword. Well, I'm out of clichés now.

DK: Are you suggesting passive resistance?

WA: No, I'm suggesting active fleeing!

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