Depressed but only due to biology . . . I'm ok.
There's a rainbow somewhere this morning. I just couldn't see it through the sprinkles of rain and the sun sparkles in my eyes.
You know Pocohontas, the Disney movie not the native? When her hair is whipping in the magical wind? It would have to be damn magical, because I had hair whipping wind this morning and I got wind burn and almost knocked over. My building is on the corner so the wind wraps around it pretty good. But this morning was intense, Charlie Chaplin slapstick wind. So yet another way Disney has misinformed me.
a)You cannot sing like that all the time. Especially under water or while walking through town reading.
b)Also you cannot jump rope while reading. Don't try. It hurts.
c)If the wind is strong enough to whip all you hair around, it's also strong enough to give you wind burn, dry out your eyeballs, and knock you over.
d)Shaking pixies over your head rarely makes you fly. It usually gives you hair full of pixie vomit and a minor hex.
e)Talking animals are a sign that you have had a stroke, seek help.
f)The story isn't over when you get the prince, that's when the real work begins.
g)Beasts that big leave hair everywhere. Fact. Also wet dog smell happens.
There are more, but I must get to work.
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You know Pocohontas, the Disney movie not the native? When her hair is whipping in the magical wind? It would have to be damn magical, because I had hair whipping wind this morning and I got wind burn and almost knocked over. My building is on the corner so the wind wraps around it pretty good. But this morning was intense, Charlie Chaplin slapstick wind. So yet another way Disney has misinformed me.
a)You cannot sing like that all the time. Especially under water or while walking through town reading.
b)Also you cannot jump rope while reading. Don't try. It hurts.
c)If the wind is strong enough to whip all you hair around, it's also strong enough to give you wind burn, dry out your eyeballs, and knock you over.
d)Shaking pixies over your head rarely makes you fly. It usually gives you hair full of pixie vomit and a minor hex.
e)Talking animals are a sign that you have had a stroke, seek help.
f)The story isn't over when you get the prince, that's when the real work begins.
g)Beasts that big leave hair everywhere. Fact. Also wet dog smell happens.
There are more, but I must get to work.
;*