It's not the unemployment line anymore, it's now the unemployment mob/club. More of a moving techno-driven brigade of people hoping for up to 60% of their dignity back. Although, you can make your entire unemployment hearing/check filing/collecting/crying without ever having to set foot in the office! That's right, you can have your hearing OVER THE PHONE WITH THE MOST UNPLEASANT PEOPLE EVER!
Kinda did the same thing today, and the story is entertaining... we got on the Milford Parkway, which was 3 lanes of traffic on a 2 lane highway [no joke.] My roommate looked at me and simply said "We're not going to be on time, and I have no more personal hours to use. We're calling in sick."
That's right, to avoid a write up at work for being late, we used a sick day. Came home, drank ourselves RETARDED by 1130, ordered Chinese food, watched BOrat, and I went comatose watching Meet the Spartans by 430. I HAD lofty aspiriations for today, but instead they broke down to Cran-vodka [because I needed the iron.] and nap time. On the upshot, I have a pile of stuffed rabbits so it all evens out.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has done the "Fuck it we're not going to work today on the drive to work" dance.
Cranberry juice is very good for you. And potatoes are in vodka, or were, so it's like you had cranberry potato casserole. You're eating vegan! I'm so proud. ^_~
She does not!!! :P She could make two slippers though . . .
Kinda did the same thing today, and the story is entertaining... we got on the Milford Parkway, which was 3 lanes of traffic on a 2 lane highway [no joke.] My roommate looked at me and simply said "We're not going to be on time, and I have no more personal hours to use. We're calling in sick."
That's right, to avoid a write up at work for being late, we used a sick day. Came home, drank ourselves RETARDED by 1130, ordered Chinese food, watched BOrat, and I went comatose watching Meet the Spartans by 430. I HAD lofty aspiriations for today, but instead they broke down to Cran-vodka [because I needed the iron.] and nap time. On the upshot, I have a pile of stuffed rabbits so it all evens out.
And Ande-cats has enough room for 2 people.
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Cranberry juice is very good for you. And potatoes are in vodka, or were, so it's like you had cranberry potato casserole. You're eating vegan! I'm so proud. ^_~
She does not!!! :P She could make two slippers though . . .
By the way she misses your lawyer. ^_^
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