Magestry has lots of their own... A good amount of those were inside jokes, so in all fairness...
Magestry: Cause Paul is the GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE...
Magestry: See, Starthmorda is actually Keepus' cousin's uncle's sister's former roommate, who used to deliver milk to Sadius' nextdoor neighbor, who used to totally kick it with Armego down at the Elk's Lodge with Amythsten, who...
Magestry: Cause being dry is for losers.
Magestry: I defy you to spend three minutes with Scott and not laugh.
Magestry: Come for the LARPING, Stay to have Slater destroy your childhood...
Magestry: In Jarad's Defense, I had a fucking Gun.
Magestry: Where painful memories are NEVER a problem... nor pleasent ones... hell, just tell JPK what you know, and he'll tell you what you can remember...
Magestry: Cause court is BORRRRRING...
Magestry: Where else can you see Paul nearly naked covered in purple paint swinging cripple?
Magestry: Where hobgobins don't make shoes. Or toys. Or anything really, other than greasey smears of the players.
Orc Mask: $30 offline. Boffer weapons: $40 from Seandey. Armor: $50 off ebay. Never having kids for playing an Orc near Mark Dey; Priceless. Magestry: Cause it's cheaper than a vesectemy.
Magestry: Because being a Doppleganger means never having to say you're sorry.
Magestry: Cause 75 collective levels of power are no match for a thin layer of ice.
Magestry: Where falling chairs turn ordinary scholars into professional wrestlers...
Magestry: Now with 15% less Abyssal content!
Magestry: Where tents don't lock. Mooks.
Magestry: Cause when Sadius wakes up, someone better be holding a cup of coffee for him.
Magestry: MAGI SADIUM!!!!
Magestry: Cause Jynx can talk his way out of any situation. Including Dopplegangers.
Magestry: It pleases the Wolf Lord.
Magestry: Smiles and Jazz Hands or I start slinging Death Words.
Magestry: Cause Sigfreid isn't a Necromancer. He's not. I don't care what you heard. He's not. That's all lies and OOG knowlege. He's a goddamn spiritualist. Screw it, vile ressurection time...
Magestry: Cause nothing stops Johnny's Chest Hair.
Magestry: Because Mother Memory brings tasty snacks. But none for Jynx. He's an evil bastard child...
Magestry: Cause when Sadius wakes up, someone better be holding a cup of coffee for him.....Thats awesome and you are damn right nothing does stop my chest hair
Magestry: Cause Paul is the GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE...
Magestry: See, Starthmorda is actually Keepus' cousin's uncle's sister's former roommate, who used to deliver milk to Sadius' nextdoor neighbor, who used to totally kick it with Armego down at the Elk's Lodge with Amythsten, who...
Magestry: Cause being dry is for losers.
Magestry: I defy you to spend three minutes with Scott and not laugh.
Magestry: Come for the LARPING, Stay to have Slater destroy your childhood...
Magestry: Shh... shh... we're gonna paint easter eggs...
Magestry: In Jarad's Defense, I had a fucking Gun.
Magestry: Where painful memories are NEVER a problem... nor pleasent ones... hell, just tell JPK what you know, and he'll tell you what you can remember...
Magestry: Cause court is BORRRRRING...
Magestry: Where else can you see Paul nearly naked covered in purple paint swinging cripple?
Magestry: Where hobgobins don't make shoes. Or toys. Or anything really, other than greasey smears of the players.
Orc Mask: $30 offline. Boffer weapons: $40 from Seandey. Armor: $50 off ebay. Never having kids for playing an Orc near Mark Dey; Priceless. Magestry: Cause it's cheaper than a vesectemy.
Magestry: Because being a Doppleganger means never having to say you're sorry.
Magestry: Cause 75 collective levels of power are no match for a thin layer of ice.
Magestry: Where falling chairs turn ordinary scholars into professional wrestlers...
Magestry: Now with 15% less Abyssal content!
Magestry: Where tents don't lock. Mooks.
Magestry: Cause when Sadius wakes up, someone better be holding a cup of coffee for him.
Magestry: MAGI SADIUM!!!!
Magestry: Cause Jynx can talk his way out of any situation. Including Dopplegangers.
Magestry: It pleases the Wolf Lord.
Magestry: Smiles and Jazz Hands or I start slinging Death Words.
Magestry: Cause Sigfreid isn't a Necromancer. He's not. I don't care what you heard. He's not. That's all lies and OOG knowlege. He's a goddamn spiritualist. Screw it, vile ressurection time...
Magestry: Cause nothing stops Johnny's Chest Hair.
Magestry: Because Mother Memory brings tasty snacks. But none for Jynx. He's an evil bastard child...
Magestry: Cause Kaylim will MAKE you dance.
Magestry: COUNTERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
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Good times good times :D
Probably one of my favorite memories
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