Dec 07, 2012 11:53
Dear Landlord:
Thank you for choosing Finals week to start some really intense building work upstairs from my grad school apartment. It will probably totally help with my concentration as I finish these three papers and study for a final. I sure am glad that I rented from professors, because I really feel like you GET it. Some professors might hold off for, you know, ONE MORE WEEK and then do this building stuff when their student tenants were finished with the semester and you know, gone home for Christmas, leaving their apartment EMPTY--but you recognize how ludicrous that would be!
Also, remember that time I was eating cereal at the kitchen table and your handyman was dragging 2 by 4's around and leaping from exposed beam to exposed beam upstairs and knocked my kitchen light fixture down, shattering it into a squillion pieces all over the floor three feet from me? You still owe me a replacement light fixture. But you can totally wait till after this current hammering/dragging/leaping/building project is finished; I know you're busy.
Sincerely,
Lection