loud noises!
When I rule the world, I will make it a law that all lawn mowing/hedge trimming/whippersnipping/leaf blowing/loud garden maintenance in the land must be done between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m. on every second Tuesday.
Yes, this will produce 2 full hours of pretty intense bi-weekly noise pollution, and for that I apologize. But I, as your leader, have decided that is better to consolidate the horrible loud awful unpredictable noises into 4 hours a month than to have them scattered willy-nilly over the rest of the relatively peaceful days.
Also I don't really like Tuesdays very much to begin with, and I hope that between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m. I will be at work. (I also hope that my job is not in lawn care, because wouldn't THAT be ironic.)
Stay tuned for my congressional vacuuming bill.
Yes, this will produce 2 full hours of pretty intense bi-weekly noise pollution, and for that I apologize. But I, as your leader, have decided that is better to consolidate the horrible loud awful unpredictable noises into 4 hours a month than to have them scattered willy-nilly over the rest of the relatively peaceful days.
Also I don't really like Tuesdays very much to begin with, and I hope that between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m. I will be at work. (I also hope that my job is not in lawn care, because wouldn't THAT be ironic.)
Stay tuned for my congressional vacuuming bill.