loud noises!

May 07, 2007 14:30

When I rule the world, I will make it a law that all lawn mowing/hedge trimming/whippersnipping/leaf blowing/loud garden maintenance in the land must be done between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m. on every second Tuesday.

Yes, this will produce 2 full hours of pretty intense bi-weekly noise pollution, and for that I apologize. But I, as your leader, have decided that is better to consolidate the horrible loud awful unpredictable noises into 4 hours a month than to have them scattered willy-nilly over the rest of the relatively peaceful days.

Also I don't really like Tuesdays very much to begin with, and I hope that between the hours of 2 and 4 p.m. I will be at work. (I also hope that my job is not in lawn care, because wouldn't THAT be ironic.)

Stay tuned for my congressional vacuuming bill.
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