JC doesn't D&D

[lecryptique]

EverAIM: chemistry is kickin' my ass
BluMonkee16: it tends to do that, which is why i'm never going ot take it
EverAIM: -.- It hurts, too
EverAIM: *rolls for damage*
BluMonkee16: i'm sorry
EverAIM: thanks
BluMonkee16: *gives you +3 magic*
EverAIM: *does 4 damage and casts 'confusion'*
EverAIM: *roll for Consitution save*
EverAIM: An 11... does that hit?
EverAIM: *a shadowy figure nods*
EverAIM: Damn.
BluMonkee16: *blinkblink....eats a turnip, gains +30 in..uh........aviation..flys away*
EverAIM: lol
EverAIM: Don't leeeeeave!
BluMonkee16: *lands* what?
EverAIM: *the Chemistry beast rares up behind her and attacks*
EverAIM: EEP!
EverAIM: That!
BluMonkee16: haha
EverAIM: Not ha ha!
EverAIM: *runs away*
BluMonkee16: *fires a streamof rocketsauce, chemistry beast burns*
EverAIM: *screams and then goes into the fetal position* THEY'RE AFTER ME MATERIA!!
BluMonkee16: *blinks.......pets*
EverAIM: *shivers uncontrolably- paranoia sets in*
BluMonkee16: *SLAP* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!
EverAIM: MRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! *jumps three feet in the air and lands kicking*
EverAIM: *grabs own ankles*
EverAIM: OKAY!
BluMonkee16: *tickletickle*
EverAIM: I will only submit in action if you can remember the only place that I really am ticklish.
EverAIM: It's only fair.
BluMonkee16: *tickles ribs*
EverAIM: GAH!!!! SO CLOSE!
EverAIM: *clams up like an oyster*
BluMonkee16: *under arms*
EverAIM: nope
EverAIM: colder
EverAIM: :p
BluMonkee16: *...stomach?*
EverAIM: noooo
BluMonkee16: *i'm not going to say "boobs", what the hell is is gonna be close to your ribs??*
EverAIM: stomach was close
BluMonkee16: *sides right underneath ribs*
EverAIM: *DIES LAUGHING*
BluMonkee16: whee!
EverAIM: *needs oxygen*
BluMonkee16: *oxygen mask*
EverAIM: *gasp*