BLIMEY, I'VE BEEN BITTEN BY THE GYM BUG!!
And I must say, the indescribable feeling of euphoria and self-confidence that sweeps over you in the course of this infection is a delight indeed! (And look, they even have diagrams to show newbies like me how to USE the Seussian contraptions ;D)
...But what's this madness, only 3/4 of a mile on the treadmill before pooping out? Oh no no NO, that just won't do! But hey - a learning disability didn't stop me from going for a doctorate, a social phobia didn't stop me from becoming gregarious...and by Artemis, silly asthma's not going to stand in the way of my being an athlete!! Triathlons and bulging biceps, here I come *chugs vitamin water, towel wrapped around my neck - oh yeah, lookin' like a pro*