Twenty-eighth Flirtation [Video]
[Gojyo turns on the PCD and aims it at a banana tree.] Hah! See! I told you Gorilla Glue was glue for monkeys!
[Goku wriggles wildly, trying hard to get out of his shirt, but his sleeve is also glued to the tree. He's not having an easy time of it.] Dammit, stupid cockroach, lemme down! It wasn't supposed to work!
[Gojyo snickered.] What, you don't want to see how long it lasts? I was even considerate enough to glue you to a banana tree. Shouldn't you be happy?
It'd be better if I could actually reach the damn bananas! What if the tide comes in an' a shark tries to eat me or somethin'! You're an asshole! [More wriggling.] Whenever I get down I'm gonna stick you to a tree an' see how you like it!
[Gojyo sits down on the sand, angling the PCD for the best view.] There's no fucking way the tide could come in that much. And you'd probably eat the shark. Besides. There isn't any kappa glue, so I'm not meant to be stuck to a tree.
How d'you know? Huh!? I bet you didn't look in every single store here lookin' for kappa glue! You were just lookin' for somethin' to use on me![There's a sudden tearing sound, and Goku freezes. Suddenly, his shirt tears completely down the back, and the poor kid flops over. He's still stuck to the tree by his pants.]
[Gojyo lays out towels where Goku would fall eventually.]And now, I think I should probably get the hell out of here.
[Goku whips his head around.]Oh no you don't! If you run away I'm gonna track your ass down! You'll be hurtin' so hard you won't know what happened!
[Grinning, Gojyo shrugs.] We live in the same house, Monkey. And I can kick your ass right back. I don't know what you're so upset about. I was just proving I didn't fake the glue label.
It's 'cause I didn't think it'd work, dumbass![The pants have finally had enough, and the back of them tears off, Goku landing in a heap on the towels below.] Gah!
You thought you'd starve to death in a day, too, dumbass. This is why you should listen to me. [Gojyo tosses Goku a wrap.] There, so you're not running around half-naked or shit.
[Goku sits up, catching the wrap.] Like hell I'd listen to you, your brain's probably as big as a peanut or somethin'!
It would still be bigger than yours! Every part of me is bigger than yours!
No way, that's bullshit! My brain's definitely bigger than yours, stupid pervert kappa!
And yet I'm the one that's always right, idiot monkey! [Grinning from ear to ear, Gojyo flips the PCD feed off.]
[Goku wriggles wildly, trying hard to get out of his shirt, but his sleeve is also glued to the tree. He's not having an easy time of it.] Dammit, stupid cockroach, lemme down! It wasn't supposed to work!
[Gojyo snickered.] What, you don't want to see how long it lasts? I was even considerate enough to glue you to a banana tree. Shouldn't you be happy?
It'd be better if I could actually reach the damn bananas! What if the tide comes in an' a shark tries to eat me or somethin'! You're an asshole! [More wriggling.] Whenever I get down I'm gonna stick you to a tree an' see how you like it!
[Gojyo sits down on the sand, angling the PCD for the best view.] There's no fucking way the tide could come in that much. And you'd probably eat the shark. Besides. There isn't any kappa glue, so I'm not meant to be stuck to a tree.
How d'you know? Huh!? I bet you didn't look in every single store here lookin' for kappa glue! You were just lookin' for somethin' to use on me![There's a sudden tearing sound, and Goku freezes. Suddenly, his shirt tears completely down the back, and the poor kid flops over. He's still stuck to the tree by his pants.]
[Gojyo lays out towels where Goku would fall eventually.]And now, I think I should probably get the hell out of here.
[Goku whips his head around.]Oh no you don't! If you run away I'm gonna track your ass down! You'll be hurtin' so hard you won't know what happened!
[Grinning, Gojyo shrugs.] We live in the same house, Monkey. And I can kick your ass right back. I don't know what you're so upset about. I was just proving I didn't fake the glue label.
It's 'cause I didn't think it'd work, dumbass![The pants have finally had enough, and the back of them tears off, Goku landing in a heap on the towels below.] Gah!
You thought you'd starve to death in a day, too, dumbass. This is why you should listen to me. [Gojyo tosses Goku a wrap.] There, so you're not running around half-naked or shit.
[Goku sits up, catching the wrap.] Like hell I'd listen to you, your brain's probably as big as a peanut or somethin'!
It would still be bigger than yours! Every part of me is bigger than yours!
No way, that's bullshit! My brain's definitely bigger than yours, stupid pervert kappa!
And yet I'm the one that's always right, idiot monkey! [Grinning from ear to ear, Gojyo flips the PCD feed off.]