Fifteenth Flirtation [Private//Unhackable to Sanzo]]

[lecherous_kappa]

Hey, priest. You don't owe me, I would have helped you and the monkey no matter, but if you wanted to give me a hand back I'd appreciate it.

I need to make you laugh, for Hakkai. I'm willing to look like an idiot for it, dress in the stupid fucking Best in the World costume, whatever.

Comments

[swearinpriest]

Hn. So, what do you need me to do?

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[lecherous_kappa]

Laugh.

But it's got to be something that does make you laugh. Hakkai's right about you looking like you were about to laugh when I wound up with that outfit on in the first place. Is it funny? What do you think is funny?

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[swearinpriest]

What do I think is funny...?

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[lecherous_kappa]

Does anything make you laugh? Hell, has anything ever?

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[swearinpriest]

I've never thought about it.

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[lecherous_kappa]

Okay... well...

You're thinking about it now, right? I'd even try to fucking juggle.

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[swearinpriest]

I don't know. Nothing's really never made me laugh.

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[lecherous_kappa]

Fuck, man. If you can't come up with any ideas, then there might not be be anything.

What's amused you? Even just a little.

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[swearinpriest]

You. Embarrassing yourself.

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[lecherous_kappa]

...

Fine.

Talking with you isn't getting me anywhere I wasn't already...

If I put on the stupid outfit and badly juggle eggs, will that be enough?

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[swearinpriest]

Perhaps...

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[lecherous_kappa]

If that only gets a perhaps, then I sure as hell am not doing it. I'll figure out some other shit...