conversation con spleena
audioXsilence: let's make a story
audioXsilence: once upon a time...
fullycooked28: there was this bowl of soup
audioXsilence: it had a growth
fullycooked28: so no one would eat it
audioXsilence: except this boy named farquad.
fullycooked28: he was a fatty
audioXsilence: and he had no legs
fullycooked28: just nubs, which he continually waggled at people
audioXsilence: until this goat came along
fullycooked28: and ate his nose
audioXsilence: and crapped it out after hours of constapation
fullycooked28: meanwhile: farquad's head was still bleeding and no one would help him
audioXsilence: because he was smelly and the growth in the soup made him sprout wee farquads all over himself. they were his only friends
fullycooked28: then the wee farquads started to explode in firey magma all over large farquad
audioXsilence: ...and then the maggots came...
fullycooked28: raining down from the sky
audioXsilence: like the fucking apocolypse!!!
fullycooked28: and they were on fire!
audioXsilence: and everyone died, but were sent to heaven except farquad because he's a smelly amputee with maggots and wee versions of himself popping all over the place!
fullycooked28: so he was alone again
audioXsilence: like the smelly, leg-less, maggot-infested sucka he is.
fullycooked28: until one day
audioXsilence: he found this mushroom
fullycooked28: and when he ate it
audioXsilence: he turned purple and...
fullycooked28: all of his bones melted
audioXsilence: and turned into this oatmeal-like mush substance
fullycooked28: and a little frog came along
audioXsilence: and ate him
fullycooked28: just like the soup that started the whole thing
audioXsilence: and then the frog sprouted wings
audioXsilence: and horns
fullycooked28: and flew off into the firey abyss of hell
audioXsilence: to rule everyone and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
fullycooked28: ..the end
audioXsilence: once upon a time...
fullycooked28: there was this bowl of soup
audioXsilence: it had a growth
fullycooked28: so no one would eat it
audioXsilence: except this boy named farquad.
fullycooked28: he was a fatty
audioXsilence: and he had no legs
fullycooked28: just nubs, which he continually waggled at people
audioXsilence: until this goat came along
fullycooked28: and ate his nose
audioXsilence: and crapped it out after hours of constapation
fullycooked28: meanwhile: farquad's head was still bleeding and no one would help him
audioXsilence: because he was smelly and the growth in the soup made him sprout wee farquads all over himself. they were his only friends
fullycooked28: then the wee farquads started to explode in firey magma all over large farquad
audioXsilence: ...and then the maggots came...
fullycooked28: raining down from the sky
audioXsilence: like the fucking apocolypse!!!
fullycooked28: and they were on fire!
audioXsilence: and everyone died, but were sent to heaven except farquad because he's a smelly amputee with maggots and wee versions of himself popping all over the place!
fullycooked28: so he was alone again
audioXsilence: like the smelly, leg-less, maggot-infested sucka he is.
fullycooked28: until one day
audioXsilence: he found this mushroom
fullycooked28: and when he ate it
audioXsilence: he turned purple and...
fullycooked28: all of his bones melted
audioXsilence: and turned into this oatmeal-like mush substance
fullycooked28: and a little frog came along
audioXsilence: and ate him
fullycooked28: just like the soup that started the whole thing
audioXsilence: and then the frog sprouted wings
audioXsilence: and horns
fullycooked28: and flew off into the firey abyss of hell
audioXsilence: to rule everyone and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!
fullycooked28: ..the end