Holy shit - I am the god of work.

[lecco]

I "took today off," which means, quite literally, that from 9 AM to now I have not stopped working for time enough to even EAT. In this virtuous 11 hours of working, I:

- Cleaned the kitchen
- Walked my dog
- Delivered some necessary postage shit at the post office
- Cleaned my room
- Did all of the garbage and recycling
- Gave my cat his two insulin injections
- Fed the animals
- Wrote a 6 page research paper for history
- Started and completed a bio lab
- Studied up and figured out what the fuck is going on in biology
- Learned the basics of calculus on my own
- Started my world literature paper
- Completed a 15 page math packet
- Did two math assignments out of the book
- Completely memorized the Closet Scene monologues from Hamlet
- Read 121 pages of Grapes of Wrath and completed the Study Guide
- Emailed all of my teachers and got the work I missed, which I have completed
- Started PIG and Economics online
- Been the shit all day long

I rule. Oh my god I'm hungry. Give me food. And props. And bling. So hungry.