Today has been amazing but my bum hurts. Can you imagine why those two things are true? NO YOU FILTHY BASTARDS! It is because I have an amazing new bike which folds up really small so I can keep it in the flat and it will not get nicked or slashed. Yay! Of course I have not ridden a bike since I was ten, apart from a brief period when I was seventeen and after five days managed to run into the back of a parked car and shin myself.
This is the park two minutes from our flat. It's basically going to be an amazing summer.
ps, people in Edinburgh, remember the Film Festival is on this month, so get tickets!