Steph-isms

Aug 14, 2005 21:32

A friend recently re-posted some of my funnier sayings on a forum I used to frequent.

I forgot how good these were, so I'm re-posting these here for all of us to enjoy:

Ever hear of tongue in cheek? Obviously not. You only seem to know tongue in ass.

"If you were self absorbent, you'd never have to worry about peeing your pants"

"The higher thread count, the less likely the rug burn."
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